Wednesday, May 13, 2015

Test Driving the Jackdaw

So the new Caldari Tactical Cruiser appeared on SiSi yesterday. I jumped in one and took it for a spin.

Important Note - My Caldari Tactical Destroyer Skill (its not even called that yet! Still just an ID number) was only at 3 for these tests.

Other Important Note - I did these fits on the fly. I wouldn't recommend these. Just quick fits to see what the base stats you can get from the ship are.

So pics first.





Then onto the stats. I tried a 10mn rocket fit first.

5 T2 Rocket Launchers

10mn AB
Medium ASB
T2 EM Hardener
T2 Adaptive Hardener
X5 Web
T2 Scram

T2 Power Core
T2 BCU

EM Rig
Extender Rig
CPU Overclock Rig

Cap stable and a free utility high slot which I lacked PG and CPU for.

Defense Mode:-
Defence - 9000 EHP with 78/82/79/77 resists and a medium auxiliary shield booster.
Attack - 8.5km range on the Rage rockets doing 228dps
Speed - 990m/sec

Sharpshooter Mode:-
Defence - 6658 EHP with 67/73/69/65 resists and a medium auxiliary shield booster.
Attack - 14km range on the Rage rockets doing 228dps
Speed - 990m/sec

Propulsion Mode:-
Defence - 6658 EHP with 67/73/69/65 resists and a medium auxiliary shield booster.
Attack - 14km range on the Rage rockets doing 228dps
Speed - 1300m/sec

Against a BC rat it powered through without dropping below 85% shield in defensive mode.


Next I try a light missile fit:-

5 T2 Light Missile Launchers

1mn MWD
Medium ASB
T2 EM Hardener
T2 Adaptive Hardener
X5 Web
T2 Disruptor

T2 BCU
T2 Overdrive

EM Rig
Extender Rigs.
CPU Rig

Defense Mode:-
Defence - 9000 EHP with 78/82/79/77 resists and a medium auxiliary shield booster.
Attack - 31km range on the Rage missiles doing 185dps
Speed - 1585m/sec

Sharpshooter Mode:-
Defence - 6658 EHP with 67/73/69/65 resists and a medium auxiliary shield booster.
Attack -52km range on the Rage missiles doing 185dps
Speed - 1585m/sec

Propulsion
Defence - 6658EHP with 67/73/69/65  resists and a medium auxiliary shield booster.
Attack - 31km range on the Rage missiles doing 185dps
Speed - 2114m/sec

Whilst the 10mn Rocket fit is cap stable, the light missile has less than 2 minutes cap.

Compared to the first time I took out the Svipul and the Confessor (which admittedly have been nerfed recently) I'm not sure where the Jackdaw fits in. My rocket Corax has less EHP and slightly less range but higher DPS. I think I need to see how the level 5 skill works on the Jackdaw's stats! At level 3 I'm not impressed.

Monday, May 11, 2015

Battlestar Nyx

This is a bit of a 'thinking out loud' type post. I was listening to Crossing Zebras 58 last week. Doing an hours walk most nights is doing wonders for my weight, fitness and my Eve podcast listening.

One of the things they were discussing was how FozzieSov will change sov battles. It will no longer be who can field the most super caps. It will be about who can field the most bodies. Brave Newbies will for example be much better at holding Sov than a smaller alliance with lots of super cap pilots. There was also talk how the current wars going on lately could partly be due to super cap pilots wanting a good run out before FozzieSov made their ships potentially worthless.

Fozzie mentioned at Fanfest they were going to look into the role of supers. So where could Fozzie be thinking of taking super carriers?

What if super carriers became the ultimate defensive ship? Its role is no longer to be the DPS king verses structures and capitals, but to control the grid? A small fleet with a super can take on a much larger one who are without one.


Fozzie apparently mentioned the Battlestar Galactica comparison at Fanfest I hear. So how could supercarriers be rebalanced to fit this bill? Just spit-balling some ideas here. Not a massive amount of thought has gone into these. Just for fun.

Fighters - Rebalanced to to act as real fighters. Excellent against frigates and destroyers. No so good against larger vessels.

Corvettes or gunboats - Smaller than destroyers, these ships excel against the cruisers and battlecruisers.

Fighter Bombers - Rebalanced to act as anti-battleship. Not much use against small vessels but excellent against larger sub-caps.

The three types could take time to dock and relaunch as would happen on a real carrier so super pilots would have to choose their launches carefully?

This is the aim of super-carriers. Fleet support vessels. Short range but massive firepower. Want to destroy capital ships or structures. Call in dreadnoughts and titans!


As well as the fighters, corvettes and fighter-bombers they could fit turrets perhaps?

Flax Cannons - New turret that can only be fitted on supercarriers. Works like a rapid firing mini-bomb launcher. They are faster than bombs, smaller AoE and less damage. Ideal for clearing swarms of smaller sub-caps that get too close.

Point Defense Laser - New turret that automatically targets and shoots down incoming bombs, torpedoes and drones. Think of defender missiles... but something that is actually useful!

Basically they could become very vulnerable to dreadnoughts. The counter to a supercarrier supremacy on the grid are dreadnoughts?

This could be part of the wider cap and super-cap balance:-

Titans - Ultimate damage dealers versus caps and structures (doomsday) and fleet support/boosters.
Super-carriers - The masters of sub-cap slaughter.
Carriers - Super logi and suitcases.
Dreadnoughts - Balanced to be best DPS and anti-capital ship tool. Duff to DPS.

I'm not a super-carrier pilot and probably never will be. These are just some rough ideas I got thinking about BSG styleeee and possible directions CCP may go in the next year..... may be.... possibly....?


Friday, May 8, 2015

The Body Builder - Part 3

Friday fiction! Escape pod here.


The Body Builder - Part 3

"Do you like this body?" Gaull asked, tracing the curves of her body with a fingertip as they lay in bed.

Jasmeen giggled. "I love this body. Its my favorite."

"You don't have to say it just because it was made for my tastes. Don't you wish you could come here in your own body?"

"Hell no! My old body is best locked away. If I could I'd live in this one. Its so young and glamorous. So much energy. Apparently its based on the holoreel movie stars Chanollaire Chrillamme and Slens Vert with a bit of the pop star Venelles Yvottice, but you know that right? They're your favorites? You like them dark and dusky don't you! If the company released me from my contract and gives me the pick of any clone as a leaving gift I'd take this one."

Gaull fell silent.

"You think we'll ever get to leave?" he said quietly.

Jasmeen didn't answer immediately. She sighed.

"I don't know. The truth is I know too much. I've performed for Senators, CEOs and movie stars. You might be able to, you have no real dirt on them."

"I've made clones to be murdered. I've created little girls body's so these sickos can sate their perverted lusts. I know too much too." replied Gaull.

"You'll be fine. What's this all about?"

"I don't know. I was just fantasizing about running away from all this. Just wondered if during our daring escape whether we'd need to stop off and grab your birth-body before stealing a ship and flying away into the big black together."

Jasmeen rested her head on his bare chest.


"No, I'm happy with this body so just grab the keys and lets ride" she said with a touch of sadness.

-o0o-

Lieutenant Moreau looked at the message again. He would have dismissed it as a hoax but they already were already actively looking for this place. They knew it was real. A low-sec outpost full of criminals that housed a cat-house providing illegal designer clones. An urban legend of a place for the elite of New Eden to satisfy their perverted desires with clones of movie stars and people they could not have in real life. Some dismissed it as legend but the Federal Police Force knew it was all too real. They just couldn't find it.

Moreau replied to the cryptic message with his own. Two simple words.

"Prove it."

He had to wait a month for the reply.

-o0o-

"Your Eminence. There is a problem." the hooded figure spoke in a subservient tone. The throne room in the Amarrian vessel was typical of the empire. Gleaming gold and bright red velvet assaulted the senses. The ever present hum of the warp drive in standby mode was a constant reminder they were on a starship and not in an ancient Amarrian monastery.

"What is it my son?" the old man spoke.

"Our ship has been intercepted by a small Federal Police force which are blocking our way. Four Comet class frigates have surrounded us and ordering us to stand-down. They are demanding to board us."

The old man steepled his fingers under his chin.

"We are in sovereign Gallente space. We must comply with their law-men. Allow them on-board and send the senior officer to see me." he replied with a wave of his hand.

Five minutes later Lieutenant Moreau walked down the golden corridor following the young acolyte. He was either about to crack this case open or ruin his career by kicking off a major diplomatic incident between the Gallente Federation and the Amarrian Empire. He had no idea if this would work.

"Frack it. Balls deep." he whispered to himself.

They entered the room and he saw the old man in the golden robes sat on a throne. The acolyte who escorted the Lieutenant bowed and left.

"Do you know who I am?" the old man asked in a tone that indicated he was not please.

"I know what you are, not who you are."

The answer clearly took the old man off guard.

"So what am I?" he said with a smile, his mood changing upon finding this policeman would not be easily intimidated.

"You are an Emissary from Bhizheba V within the Amarr Empire and a sick pervert who likes little girls."

The old mans face dropped. His mouth hung open in shock.

"Gotchya" Moreau thought.

"How, how, how, how dare you! I should have you flushed out of the airlock for that slur!" he spluttered.

"You could. Then you'd be wanted for murdering a Federal Officer as well as your other crimes. To be honest killing the only man who can make this go away wouldn't be the smartest move now would it?"

The old man paused.

"How can it be made to, as you say, go away?"

"The proof I have is pretty damning. Obviously holo-recordings only tell a very one-sided version of the story. I assume the little girl is a clone and the person inside the body is much older?" Moreau continued.

"Yes." the old man whispered. Moreau had no evidence. All he had was a system, a time and the words "This Amarrian likes his girls very young". The pervert had filled the rest of the gaps in on his own.

"Unfortunately the video file doesn't say that. Its just you and the girl. You obviously have a lot of money to pay for these special services. I want one million credits transferring to my personal account right now. Do that and I'll say this is a drugs raid acting on an anonymous tip. None of my officers know why we are here. We'll search your ship, find nothing, apologise to you in front of any witnesses of your choice, and then leave."

The old man smiled and nodded reaching for his datapad.


-o0o-

Daemire came into the control room. Yvelle was there with her feet up on the console and look of thunder across her face. Even when mad she still looked stunning. She had been one of his original girls. Back before they moved into using designer clones. He used to run a cat-house in Luminaire and she'd been his favorite. Eventually she stopped seeing Johns and became his lover and business partner. They had fallen apart eventually but it was an amicable split. Daemire had kept her on as his number two as she knew the business so well.

"Where the frack have you been? We've got a serious problem!" Yvelle growled.

"What?"

"The Emissary has been on. His yacht was intercepted on the way back to the Empire by the Feds. They knew what his tastes were and claimed to have a video from here. They wanted a million credits to make it look like a narc raid. He paid up and the crooked cop left but he is furious."

Daemire narrowed his eyes. "We have a leak. Find out who it is."

-o0o-

"So were you questioned today?" Gaull asked as he placed the plates of food down on the table in his suite.

"Yes. I think everyone was. Its a bit scary." Jasmeen replied. She was coming around to Gaull's suite most nights now. Daemire had also given her permission to use the clone they had originally created to lure Gaull on a day-to-day basis rather than just the weekly visit. Gaull doubted this was out of the goodness of his heart and suspected that Daemire made that offer as he thought it would keep Gaull happy. Since starting on black and pink jobs, Guall had been rather unhappy at work.

"How can there be a leak? This place is so secure." Gaull asked.

"Its not any of us I am sure. We don't have access to anything. There is a specialist hacking team on deck 5 that do cyber crimes I hear. Must be one of those. They have network and neocom access." Jasmeen said as she started cutting up her juicy steak. "I mean most of us want to get out of here, but if the Feds bust us then we're all in it together. They'll arrest us all. Unless whoever is the leak has struck a deal already."

"Or has a very cunning escape plan!" Gaull laughed.

After they finished their meal they cleared the table together and had an early night. Jasmeen couldn't shake a feeling though. The way Gaull said 'a cunning plan' made her a bit nervous. Nervous, but hopeful.

-o0o-

Moreau leaned back in the seat and looked at his datapad that displayed his bank balance. A measly three thousand credits was all that was left in his account that a while ago had seven figures. Such was the life of an honest cop. Internal Affairs had been waiting for the money to be deposited. As soon as it was, it was transferred again to the charity for supporting the families of cops who had been injured or killed in the line of duty. Moreau had been a millionaire for all of ninety seconds. The main reason for the 'bribe' was an excuse for the subsequent drugs search. One of the officers in the search team was a computer specialist trained in starship navi-com systems. Whilst in the engine room he had downloaded the data from the ships drive-computer whilst other officers distracted the engineering crew. They'd got the ship's navigation logs. They'd got a location.

The small police fleet was en-route to the system.

In an hour it would be over.

-o0o-

"Its you. You are the leak." Yvelle spat with venom in her voice. Daemire laughed hard.

"Are you serious?"

"Yes. The only reason it took so long was we didn't look at your logs. Why would you do it Daemire? The comms console shows your access logged." she asked.

"Don't be ridiculous! What do I get from leaking anything? Its MY money, its MY outpost, its MY organization. If I wanted out I'd simply leave. I have enough money for a dozen lifetimes. I have the connections to keep me safe forever. Why would I call the cops?"

"I don't know! However the logs showed you accessed the Neo-comm. You sent messages to the Feds from a secret account."

"Hackers you stupid bitch. Of course it looks like me. Give me one plausible reason why I'd tip off the cops to my own organization? I don't care if the DNA logger says its me, its not. Go on, give me one reason why I'd do it."

Yvelle paused. She thought hard for one scenario where Daemire might be the leak. Finally she picked up her datapad.

"Security. Arrest every single person in the hacking team and lock them up now."

Daemire scowled at her with his arms crossed. She looked at him sheepishly.

"It must be one of them. Only they have the skills to edit the DNA logger. They framed you."

Daemire nodded.

-o0o-

Two hours later the alarm sounded throughout the station. The occupants had prepared for this event but never expected it. They were under attack. The law was here.

Daemire and Yvelle were grilling one of the hacking team in an interrogation room when it sounded. Daemire picked up his datapad.

"Report!" he said in a commanding tone.

Yvelle looked on anxiously as Daemire listened and nodded to whoever he was talking too.

"You know what to do." he said finally hanging up the call.

Yvelle looked at him questioningly.

"Federal Navy is here. Its only a small force surrounding the station but our scanners have identified cyno generators on two of the Federal ships. I'm guessing if we try and wait this out we'll have a dreadnought or two knocking on our door. They have said any ship leaving will be fired upon and are demanding we activate the docking system."

"What are we going to do?" Yvelle asked, panic in her voice.

"What we planned for. Take the Opux yacht, use the insta-undock and cloak up. Its game over for this place Yvelle. Lets get out of here."

The two walked briskly down the corridor leaving the stunned hacker on his own wondering what was going on. All along the busy corridor people were running about and panicking as word spread of the Police blockade outside. Daemire and Yvelle calmly and discreetly headed to the private hanger. The armed guard stood in front of the door as usual, blocking the way. When he saw the two approaching he looked shocked.

"What?" Daemire asked the stunned guard noticing his shocked and confused expression.

"But... but.... but...." the man stammered.

"Oh out of my way!" Daemire shouted and pushed the man aside and opened the door to the hanger. He stopped in the doorway. Frozen in shock. He slowly turned to the guard.


"Where. Is. My. Ship?" Daemire said slowly and menacingly.

"You took it sir.... I mean... it was you sir. You were here! Not ten minutes ago. You said you were taking the girl for a spin in the yacht and that you'd be back in two hours. I thought......"

"What girl?" Yvelle asked.

"I don't know. She was smoking hot. Dark haired. Looked a bit like that Gallente actress, Chanollaire Chrillamme." the guard stammered.

Daemire punched the guard in head, furious. The man dropped to the floor unconscious. Daemire then burst into laughter. Loud, maniacal laughter. Yvelle just stood looking on at the spectacle with her arms crossed. When he finished laughing he looked at her.

"What in Divinities Edge is going on?" she growled.

"Exactly what it looks like. I tipped off the police, I stole the yacht and took one of the girls!" he laughed again.

"Have you lost your mind? You are here!"

"I suspect that I am here and there! Gaull! It has to be Gaull. He must have cloned me somehow and has been impersonating me. He made a copy that could waltz into the secure comms room and send a message and nobody would question him. Hell I'm the boss and the DNA scanners were happy so what were they going to do? Then once he knew the cops were on their way here he just walked down to the hanger, with Jasmeen in tow no doubt, and took my ship and with it our only way off this outpost. Sorry, his ship, our ship. My, my, my! Did I underestimate that kid."

Yvelle's face was one of horror.

"So what now?"

"I don't know. Life in jail or blown to bits. Shall we flip a coin?" he asked flippantly taking out his datapad. "Oh look, we were too slow in getting back to them. They've deployed a Moros! Ooooo a warning shot!"

-o0o-

Obacan watched the man approach his counter. Well dressed, mid-20's, hansom. Probably had more money in his back pocket than Obacan made in a year. He hated these rich asshats. Working in a private bank was probably not the best for his blood pressure given his view on wealthy people, but he needed the credits.

"I'd like to make a withdrawal please." the man politely stated as he reached the counter.

Obacan nodded to the ident station next to the counter's window. The man placed his head against the forehead rest and pressed his palm on the plate. A second later the retinal, palm and DNA scanner confirmed his identity and highlighted his account.

"Welcome back Mr Juvoire. How much would you like to withdraw?"

The clone of Daemire looked down at the readout in front of him and placed a large smart briefcase on the side. 

"100 million." he replied casually.

Within 10 minutes he was walking down the steps of the private bank with the case in hand. Jasmeen was sat in a brand new Allotek sports lev-car waiting.

"Where too?" she asked with a smile as he climbed into the bucket seats.

"I don't know?" Gaull replied back with a smile and a wink "Back to the ship? I hear the pleasure resorts on Botane Six are pleasant this time of year? First, I think I'll clone back to my old body. You can stay as you are."

The sports car roared off towards the starport, the engine masking the sound of laughter.

The end.

Wednesday, May 6, 2015

Into an Unidentified Wormhole!

So late on Wednesday a Reddit user pointed out on SiSi you can now enter the unidentified wormholes that spawn in systems with Jove observatories.

I ended in J174618.

I visited a Sleeper Engineering Station. These new? These been around since WH space? I have no idea! I know nothing about this sh.....


I visited a site called "Redoubt". Sleeper data structures around an acceleration gate.


Which led to... a Sleeper Enclave with two more gates and 5 Sleepers and a Redoubt Rift and a... seriously? A monolith???




The gate I chose led me to a Redoubt Beta Access Unit. That was bigger! Another rift here that also has the same icon as an acceleration gate, of which there is another.


More Sleeper structures and a named acceleration gate. "Redoubt Alpha Transfer"



I get to the gate, its locked and the big old Sleepers here open up on me! Time to leave!

I went back and tested one of those Rifts with the acceleration gate icon.


Simply warped me back to the first acceleration gate at the "Redoubt". As I was leaving someone decided to fight the Sleepers in the first room.



I visit other sites in system. Really don't know what I'm doing in WH space TBH!




There were two other unidentified signatures. One was Wormhole D382 which people were saying in local led to C2 WH space and an "Unidentified Wormhole" which.... well.... wasn't actually there. Just a placeholder beacon. 

So there you go. A quick tour of what is the other side of an Unidentified Wormhole by a tired Englishman who knows sweet FA about wormhole space. Its well past my bedtime. Oh well, only work tomorrow!

Come Fly With Me

Thought I'd document a solo roam yesterday. Here is a roam in the life of Drackarn!

Hasmijaala
Local count = 5
High standings = 3
Neutrals = 0
Low standings = 1
War Targets = 0

Nothing much but a single low standing guy who leaves by the time I undock. System is 6.7% contested. Feck it, I do more than my fair share of deplexing the home system. Lets hit the road and find a fight.

Nagamanen
Local = 9
High = 3
Neut = 1
Low = 1
WT = 3

Worm in small. My poor little Tristan has no chance against that. Warp to near an open medium. Two friendly Merlins (they hadn't renamed their ships.) Not really much else and no more open plex. Onwards! Erm.... wait. Two SNUFF Rattlesnakes at the Suj gate. I'll try another direction as no idea whats the other side of those two. 


Oto
Local = 4
High = 1
Neut = 1
Low = 0
WT = 1

A deadend system but with stations so had some good fights here. A war target is here and he cannot dock. I'll sit in the novice a few minutes.....

Imperial Navy Slicer on short! He's on the gate. I overheat my point, web and armour repper and activate my MWD. Deploy my drones aaaaand.... he's off scan! I wait another minute... and he's back. Wait for it, wait for it... and he's gone again! A war target and another blue enter and I get a Tristan on scan at the gate. He sits there a minute then buggers off. A couple of low standings enter. Nobody comes to my plex. I note the Tristan opened another small so I head over there. I enter the plex and its a WT... who warps away. He then leaves system after finding the other party in the war might want to fight him :( Those SNUFF Rattlesnakes appear on scan. What are they up to?

Back into Naga and then onto Suj gate. No Rattlesnakes this time!

Sujarento
Local = 14
High = 2
Neut = Lots
Low = 3
WT = 1

Jump in and scan an Executioner at a novice. I warp just as that Tristan from Oto does the same. He warped to 50 and runs off. Inside the plex I find a friendly Executioner. I say hi to Grimwood and move on.

Tama
Local = 9
High = 0
Neut = 1
Low = 7
WT = 1

Guess who is in the Novice Plex. Yup its that war target I've seen in Oto, Naga and Suj. Baahatoko Tsurpalen in his Tristan called "Democracy". He's already warped away before I even got inside the plex. He leaves system. With no WT's left and no one in any plex I head on.


Kedama
Local = 8
High = 2
Neut = 4
Low = 2
WT = 0

Some suspects so fighting somewhere. I scan two plex and two pairs of pairs. I wait, nobody dies so probably working together. Tristan vs Tristan plus Incursus. Nah, Onwards!

Nisuwa
Local = 11
High = 0
Neut = 8
Low = 0
WT = 2

A couple of war targets in this station system (my old home when I was in the Gallente) so I pop a plex and decide to give it a few minutes and see if anyone comes to boot me out. I'm in Frog space now so have a rat to kill at least. Nobody does come so eventually I move on.


Oinasiken
Local = 4
High = 1
Neut = 3
Low = 0
WT = 0

Mr Duffo from the alliance is fighting 1v1 and apparently wins. Other than that not much going on

Abune
Local = 3
High = 0
Neut = 1
Low = 0
WT = 1

Into sovereign Gallente space (map wise). Incursus in medium. Cruiser rat will be on his side. Feck it, I'm bored! LEEEEROY! Of course he runs away.


Heydieles
Local = 10
High = 1
Neut = 6
Low = 1
WT = 1

No one in space other than the friendly.

Fliet
Local = 4
High = 0
Neut = 1
Low = 0
WT = 2

No plex open but two WT here so pop open a plex. They have it upgraded to level 5 so I hope one of them come to defend their honor. After a bit with zero on scanner and a few dead rats I move on. 

Deven
Local = 5
High = 0
Neut = 1
Low = 0
WT = 3

Ooooo three war targets. However, no open plex and no station. Where are they? I pop a plex as an invitation. I get a Fed Navy Comet and a Tristan on scan. Mmmmmm. I warp off but only see Tristan land. I warp back to the area and land at a planet 0.9AU from the plex and scan again. That Comet is safed within max scan range with the Tristan at the plex. I wait a bit longer. If the Tristan scanning 1AU he might think I'm on the gate. A minute later the Comet arrives. Good plan guys. Onwards!

Nagamanen
Local = 9
High = Pretty much everyone
Neut = 0
Low = 0
WT = 0

Well not getting a fight here!

So I return back to Hasmijaala without even so much as a scratch on my paint work. Bugger.


Monday, May 4, 2015

Blue. No. Yel... Ahhhhrggggghhhhhh

Yesterday I went for a bit of a solo roam and found a Merlin on scan at a novice plex called "FWMerlin". I entered and found a fellow Caldari Militia member. I warped off to the other open plex in the system which I found empty and thought I'd hang inside and see if anyone came.

Someone did.

A Merlin called "FWMerlin".

So why did that 'purple' follow me here? I pretty much knew why. I deployed drones, pre-overheated my repper and got ready to type in local. You see this is faction war. He's purple, I'm red, and everyone's confused.

As expected he entered the plex and his overview was not set up correctly. Seeing me as -10 he opened up on me. Thankfully my gentle persuasion of explaining in local his error whilst simultaneously nuking his shields worked and he warped off. I generally use a two pronged approach to these situations.....

 

Can we really blame these new players? Nope. The overview is confusing and a PITA to set up right. I think the UI team need to have a look at it. OK, we can share overviews now but for new players is someone giving them a proper overview? For those Python fans, the comedy collective not the programming language, you probably recognize the title of this blog as a line for the Holy Grail and the Bridge of Death. Just like Sir Galahad, we can get easily confused by all those colours.


The standard overview settings (I think these are them) are one of the main reasons I get shot by my own militia regularly. OK, OK. The fact I'm -10 is THE main reason, but I won't attack my militia other than in self defence.


So there are a lot states that will override the fact I am allied to them. Sec status below 0, sec status below -5, pilot is a suspect, pilot is a criminal, all override that I am on the same side as them. Yes there is the old "ZOMG there is a pirate, shoot it!" but more often than not its because the overview shows me as a red and not a purple.

Generally intentional militia on militia violence isn't that common. You take a standings hit when you violence a fellow militia member and if you are in the NPC militia you'll soon be kicked out. Even in a player corp, if enough of you drag your militia standings down you'll get the corp kicked.

So how can we do this? How can we inform newer players how to get their overview right?


It's not easy. I had a good think and there are a lot of problems. For a start the militia section is yours or allied you cannot separate them. Allied militia don't get a standings hit when fighting so I can gank Amarrians all day long, but each Caldari I attack would give me a standings hit. So you don't want new players to think a -10 in an allied militia is a friend, he might be, or he might not be. So first thing is to decouple the allied militias, Then we need to highlight potential friend above potential foe. This is where it all falls down and probably why CCP decided to make sharing overviews rather than a revamp. I started this blog post thinking I could come up with a better way of simplifying the overview. I'm stuck. This is Eve, and as soon as I come up with something to help new players I also come up with a way vets could exploit it to get easy kills.

Anyone have an idea? I don't.

Sunday, May 3, 2015

SCASSSS - Blue List

Her new one for all you Taylor Swift/Sindel Pellion fans out there.


Friday, May 1, 2015

The Body Builder - Part 2

Friday fiction. Escape pod here.


The Body Builder - Part 2

Gaull walked over to the well stocked bar in his apartment. He'd been on the outpost four months. As expected he'd broken numerous federal laws on his first full day there. His first job had been to create a new clone that looked like the famous Gallente Holoreel actress Lordette Letta. He knew it was wrong, but he also knew he was getting paid a huge amount from some very dangerous people. Whilst they may have not been explicit in the negotiation he had guessed it when taking the job. He was now a criminal. He hadn't be forced, he'd chosen to follow her back here. He knew what he was getting into.


He looked over to the bed, Jasmeen was sprawled out fast asleep. Whilst he was given the choice of the escorts on the outpost he had kept to Jasmeen for his weekly visit. He'd even met her in her birth body when out and a about on the station. She was a lot older, but this is why the company used the clones. Highly talented and experienced escorts who could swap between designer bodies. Film stars, celebrities, even relations. On one occasion Gaull had been tasked with creating a replica of one clients wife and her sister. He'd got a big bonus on that one, the client very happy making his dream fantasy threesome come true. It seemed the richer these guys the sicker they were.

The process was relatively simple. Gaull and his team grew the clones to order. On the appointment day the chosen escort would come to the cloning lab and they'd transfer their consciousness to the ordered body. The neural scanner pretty much scrambled the brain pattern of the original host. They therefore kept the 'birth-body' in a medically induced coma. Once the appointment was over the lady came back and they reversed the procedure. The neural burner re-writing the consciousness to the 'birth-body' and rendering the designer clone into the coma with a scrambled brain. The designer-clone was then 'put on ice'. A huge hanger of cryo-sleep pods ready for anyone who requests that body again. 

The designer escorts were only a small part of the outposts business. From what Gaull had found there were entire decks given over to various criminal activities. They simply called it 'The Organization'. Whilst it didn't have the sheer size or the fleet of ships that the Guristas or Serpentis had, it was still a major criminal force in the sector. He'd heard about 'chop shops' repainting and fitting new transponders to stolen ships, a narcotic manufacturing facility on one deck working with local Serpentis. There were even rumors of slave traders but Gaull doubted that. Gun running and smuggling appeared to be some of their biggest earners.

He poured a healthy measure of Gallente vodka over some ice and downed it in one. Five months ago he'd never even had a verbal warning from the police, now he was committing a felony almost daily. He knew what he was signing up for, but it still didn't sit well with him.

-o0o-

When Gaull got to work next morning he found the lab empty apart from Daemire. He was on guard straight away, something was up.

"What's going on?"

"Special order Gaull. Its bonus time. Your 150 'k' is a few days away" Daemire announced cheerfully. He walked over to another door and opened it with his palm print. Gaull had been told that was a backup lab that was rarely used. When he entered he saw it was a replica of the main lab.

"This is the restricted lab. Usually only I have access. You do too now but you and you alone are allowed in here. You work alone when we have a special job.

Gaull glanced around. Clone storage tubes, bio constructors, neural scanners and burners, a CRU. This lab could create and maintain half a dozen clones easy. He approached the main terminal and found the specifications for the next job. It was an older woman, late 40's but very attractive. Nothing extra special he could see. Certainly not worth paying a fortune for. Probably a friend of a rich kids mum that he'd fantasied about for years he thought.

"I don't see why we need the secrecy. It looks a standard clone and nobody I recognize. Why the cloak and dagger?" he asked.

"Look at the brain specs." Daemire suggested.

Gaull looked deeper into the specs. "My god. There's a section missing. What the hell? Space for an implant?"

Daemire picked up a small case on the desk and opened it. Inside it was shaped foam and a small silver metal object. It looked almost organic in shape.

"You need to grow the brain around that implant. The instructions are all in the database. Its easy enough for someone like you."

"What is it?" Gaull asked with fascination.

"Its a prototype Templar implant."

Gaull's mouth hung open in shock.

"Seriously? First generation salvage or the reversed engineered Mordu's Legion-Ishukone-Gallenete version?" he asked fascinated.

"The later, you know, the one that doesn't make you hear voices. Its worth millions so be careful." Daemire stated closing the case.

"Why on earth do we need to build this clone?"

Daemire paused. They were called these black jobs in the business. The psych-profile they had on Gaull indicated he might react badly to this.

"Probably best if you don't ask that question. Just treat it like any another job. The only difference is we keep our girl hooked up to a CRU."

Gaull eyes narrowed.

"I'm not stupid. These implants are exclusively used in cloned mercenaries and a few select billionaires who hope to cheat death. When the owner of the implant is killed these work like a Capsuleers pod. Transferring the memories and consciousness back to a CRU. You use them where you are expecting the clone to die."

"Your paid a lot of money to do as your told. Please Gaull, don't ask questions that you really don't want to know the answer too."

With that Daemire turned and left the small lab leaving Gaull stood there.

-o0o-

A week passed and Gaull tried to concentrate on the regular work. At any one time he usually had up to 12 clones growing in the lab. It was quiet currently. He had four movie star copies, a sister-in-law and a step-mother as well as the special one in the 'other' lab. He kept thinking about that one, the one with implant.

That night he lay with Jasmeen.

"I'm creating a clone with an implant. I think she's supposed to die. Do you know about those jobs?" he asked.

Jasmeen paused. "Black jobs? Yeah, I've done one once. Never again." she said quietly.

"Black jobs?" Gaull asked.

"Most jobs are colour coded. Magnolia is your standard job. Just a John wanting to get his rocks off with a movie star or a woman he could never have or risk in real life. Sister-in-law or something like that which a wife could not forgive. Best use us than a messy divorce. People who can afford our services have a lot to lose in a divorce. Then we have various colours for various kinks. Black jobs pay by far the best, but are very disturbing."

"The woman's body is quiet older than usual. It makes no sense."

"Its probably some rich pervs mother-in-law or ex-wife. Trust me, Black jobs are rare but lucrative. Pink the same, just a bit more creepy. Red, well we don't do them anymore, they were the worst. Just keep your head down and don't ask questions. I really don't think you want to know the details." she said almost repeating Daemire's exact same advice. Why did they think he'd not be able to handle the truth?

She climbed on top of him. A vision of perfection smiling down at him. He knew it was a distraction technique and it was working partially as she sunk onto him. However he could still not shake the feeling something bad would befall that clone.

-o0o-

Soon the day came. He was glad it was not Jasmeen who came that morning but Vysena. Her consciousness was transferred to the clone of the older woman and her birth-body placed in the clone reanimation unit. Awaiting the broadcast signal. Two hours later it arrived. Gaull was alerted by a ping from the CRU. Her consciousness was being downloaded and then reintroduced to her body via the neural burner. As the process completed Gaull almost jumped out of his skin as the screaming started. He was warned and was prepared. He opened the glass front and injected the hysterical woman with a stimstick in her upper arm. Powerful sedatives knocked her out and he dressed her and put her in a wheelchair to take back to her apartment. Gaull had a pretty good idea what had happened.

He went back to his apartment and straight to the bar. He didn't bother with a glass and grabbed the bottle of vodka and took a good slug straight from the bottle. The hidden camera behind the mirror watching everything.

"We have a problem." Yvelle announced as Daemire entered the control room.

"What is it?"

"Your all star player is not a happy bunny right now and we just have had a new booking. From the Emissary."

"Well shit." Daemire sighed. He was hoping that there would be a gap before the next questionable job.

"Well if this breaks him, it breaks him. Might be time for some tough love. I think what you said when he first arrived about us not having leverage over him, nobody he loved to threaten, is no longer true. I'll try that if I have to."

-o0o-

Gaull arrived to the lab next morning with a hangover.


"You look like shit!" Daemire said as he entered making him jump.

"I have a feeling I look a lot better than that clone yesterday." Gaull grumbled.

"Yes. That clone. Thats all it was. A man-made manufactured hunk of flesh. Vysena had a hard job to do but she did it and was well compensated as you have been."

"He's right" a woman's voice said behind him. Gaull span around to find Vysena perched on a worktop.

"Go on, ask her whatever you want." Daemire said waving his hand dismissively and leaning back against the wall.

"Who was the clone based on?"

"The Clients Mother-in-law. He hates her."

"Did you guys....?"

"Yes. It was very passionate. Angry even. He was a bit rough but I've had worse. Was sort of enjoyable. For the first bit anyway."

"That clone was killed wasn't it and you were revived here screaming. How did he.....?" Gaull's voice trailed off.

"At the pre-arranged signal I take a drink of wine that is drugged. I'm awake but it numbs my body. It blocks the pain receptors in the brain. I can move but can hardly feel anything. Its all a kind of extreme roleplay and the Johns have to play by the rules. He counts to 30 in his head after I've had the drink to make sure its taken effect. Then he produces a hunting knife from under the bed and goes to town on me. Rules are I have to be dead within 30 seconds so no long drawn-out scenarios. Its physco-stabber time not psyco-slasher."

Gaull stood there with his mouth open. "It must hurt! You were screaming!"

"Not really. Its a very strange sensation. You can feel the cold steel deep inside you. You can feel your organs being shredded. There is little pain thanks to the drugs but you are expected to scream. That's what they are paying for. When your blood is spraying everywhere its not hard to get into character. Painful, a bit. Distressing, extremely."

Gaull shook his head. Shocked at the revelations.

"And for your last question before you ask. No, its not something I enjoy but the pay packet and the month off planet-side at the resort for doing the job is worth it. I hope to get another when I get back. On days work a month and the rest on the beach suits me fine." she said jumping down from the worktop. "Anyway my shuttle is due and I have an appointment with a beach, a hunky masseuse and a cocktail!" She gave him a smile as she left.

"Anything to say?" Daemire asked after she'd gone.

"There are some fracking sick puppies in the Cluster." he said in a resigned voice.

"That there are Gaull, and those that have huge sums of money we cater for. Like this next one."

Gaull swallowed.

"Not another...."

"Oh no. Not a Black job. However, some might say these are worse." Daemire said sweeping his hand towards the terminal.

Gaull walked up and looked at the specification.

"No."

"No?"

"No. I won't do that." Gaull said quietly.

"Why?"

"WHY?" Gaull screamed. "Its sick!"

Daemire paused. "How old am I?" he asked.

"I have no idea." grumbled Gaull. "You are always in a clone."

"So I'm not 25 then? That is what this clone is based on."

"No. That clone has been grown to resemble a 25 year old but you are not 25."

"So you are saying that the age of the consciousness in the body defines the persons age? Therefore the Client is paying for a 45 year old then."

"No! That spec is not for a 45 year old. Its a third of that."

"The physical body might be, but not the person."

Gaull was outraged but was losing the argument.

"What if we didn't provide this service. The Client is rich and powerful. You think he'll just not bother?"

"No." Gaull said quietly.

"So isn't it better to have a worldly wise 45 year old professional escort playing a role to satisfy his sick, perverted needs in an engineered clone rather than grabbing some real-life young girl off the streets? The guys who come here are rich. You think if they did that they'd risk letting them go? Isn't this infinitely better?"

Gaull couldn't deny the logic, but for him it was still crossing a line.

"The answer is still no. Even if it is between consenting adults in their 40's and 50's, its still sick."

"I'm sorry, you cannot say no. You have to do it. The others don't have the skill. You know most clone engineers are still doing genetic changes to clones as they pass through mid-teens. We need this one to be prefect at that point. This is why we recruited you. You have a talent, only you can get a clone perfect that early in development. You are going to do this."

"Make me." Gaull said defiantly crossing his arms.

"OK. Sit I have something to show you." Daemire pulled out his datapad and pressed a few buttons and the hologram on desk burst into life. "That is a vid-clip a client sent us. A senario he wants to sert up. Its a request that we usually turn down." Gaull looked on as a screaming bound woman was subjected to horrific pain.


"We used to call them Red Jobs. We cannot put our girls through that, it ruins them. We used to use burnt-out junkies but it was too much hassle so we stopped doing them. However unless you do this we'll accept this one. Jasmeen will be forced to do it. Again and again and again... with you watching. After a while we'll then stick you in an airlock and flush you. I warned you when we met we are not to be trifled with. Work hard, do what we ask and you'll be well rewarded. If not, you can watch your favorite girl die a slow, painful and horrible death over and over again."

Gaull glanced at the vid-clip. He had thought Pink and Black jobs were sick, this was a whole new level. This guy was a psycho. He shook with a combination of fear and rage. He noted Daemire saw that in his eyes and he was worried. He was sweating. A plan formed in Guall's head.

"OK, if I do this you'll not harm either of us?"

"No we won't"

"And after my time is up I can leave."

"Of course."

"With Jasmeen?"

Daemire paused a moment.

"If you do well and she wants to go with you. Yes, we'll release her from her contract when yours expires."

Gaull held out a hand. "Deal."

Daemire smiled and shook Gaull's hand, with his palm slightly damp.


To be concluded......

Wednesday, April 29, 2015

New Eden is Not Internet Spaceships

I had a post partially drafted post regarding the future of super-capitals post-FozzieSov. Work has enraged me and ****ed me off to such extents this afternoon that I could write a post about cute kittens and it would be a hate-filled ragey post of rageyness. Here, for my Wednesday post, have the soothing vocals of Ned aka CCP Manifest! I'm off to kick the cat and scream "FFS" into a cushion!


Monday, April 27, 2015

Rewarding Faction War PvP

During the low-sec roundtables CCP Fozzie mentioned something as we were discussing farmers.

"We have been thinking about decoupling LP for kills from tier levels."

The more I think about it, the better this sounds.

Currently in faction war you get loyalty points for missioning, PvP kills and plexing. The number of LP for a kill you get is based on the value of the kill and a calculation on the rough 'value' of LP. This is made to make sure you cannot make an alt in the opposing militia and kill them all day long. These LP rewards are linked to the warzone control tier your militia is at. If you are down at tier 1 you get 50% of the LP. If you are at level 5 you get 225%. I assume the calculations to ensure people cannot profit from killing their own alt takes into account the maximum level. Therefore you cannot profit from farming yourself even at tier 5.


If players got 'maximum' LP for PvP rather than the usual 100% from being at tier 2 (which we seem to be sat at most the time), would that encourage more fighting and less plex farming?

Lets see.

At tier 2 in an empty system I can run a novice and a small in half an hour roughly. That'll get me 27,500 LP if I'm offensive plexing.

So how do kills measure up? I nuked an alt to test.

A 5m ISK frigate kill got me 312LP at tier level 2. So I can make the same LP by killing 88 five-million ISK enemy frigates every half an hour (of course this doesn't include scooped loot or any losses on your own part). Yeah.... not going to happen. Stabbed farmers make a lot more LP than PVP'ing in Faction WAR. Is this really a problem? Yes it is.


Raziel Walker Commented April 8, 2015 at 1:34 AM

What's the problem with WCS? Someone farmed a plex and you killed him. Doesn't really sound as if the dead person needs another nerf...

Are you so bad at pvp you need to saddle up WCS fitted ships with another 80% damage nerf? Is it not enough that he has a 10 km lock range and needs a minute just to lock you? Are you afraid he might actually shoot back?

If I fit a ship for transport and I somehow I do get tackled, I really like the option to shoot back. It's my final resort.

Keep the WCS, remove rewards for plexing!

Are you a pvp-er looking for a fight or a ganker looking to execute someone?


Well.... that last bit should be easy to see by the killboard. I'm a PvP'r. You'll also see very few industrial or mining kills on my page. I like PvP and I like my targets to fight back. Don't get me wrong. I'll happily insta-blap your frigate with my artillery Thrasher if you give me a chance but I'm here for the 'gud fites'.

WCS farmers prevent me from getting 'gud fites' in two ways.

Firstly they are stabbed (well dur) so once I find one, he'll just warp off. I've wasted time and energy tracking down the WAR TARGET and engaging him only to have him piss off. He'll wait at a safe and then go back to the plex. I then have to go and get an anti-WCS ship, avoid other people and kill him. Truth be told, whilst this is annoying it isn't the worst.


The worst bit is that they are attempting to capture my home system day in, day out. Every plex they run is a few more victory points towards being fully contested. Therefore we need to repair the damage they do each day to stop the percentage contested getting too high and the real faction war players on the other side making a concerted push to capture our home system and lock us out of our home station.

If the other side captures our home system then we are completely locked out of the station. That station that holds all of our Eve stuffz. This is a major PITA.

Therefore I need to deplex what damage the farmers have done. I do this by sitting in a plex and watching a massive clock countdown from anything from 10 minutes to 30 minutes. Thats right. I sit there doing nothing but spamming D-Scan (so I know if, hopefully, anyone is coming to fight me). In 45 minutes I can reduce the contested level two and a half percent. 45 minutes of sitting still watching a big timer tick, tick, tick, tick.


Without WCSs farming becomes a lot more difficult. The chances of losing their ship and the delay in reshipping causes farming to be a less palatable occupation therefore hopefully will reduce. I would love it if when I saw an orange backed white star (you know, a WAR TARGET) in local that I knew that was a guy who was here for PvP, not some areshole with multiple warpcore stabs who not only frustrates me when I try to kill him but makes me spend my VGT sat watching a counter tick, tick, tick, tick....

Yes plexing rewards should be nerfed, yes PvP rewards should be buffed (and we are likely to see the later later this year). However, warp core stabs used in what is supposed to be a PvP environment (you have joined a war) currently frustrate and annoy people. They need stomping on in regard to that respect. I'm not saying ban WCS. I'm saying their use in FW needs to be addressed to even up the risk verses reward.

Sunday, April 26, 2015

SCASSSS - Fan Made Griffin

A DeviantArt user by the name of Kwibl posted this he made, reimagining the Griffin.


I really wish I could do something that awesome!

Friday, April 24, 2015

The Body Builder - Part 1

Fiction Friday! Escape pod here

This piece sort of led on from the thinking behind last weeks. I wanted to get the story fully introduced so its a bit longer than usual!


The Body Builder - Part 1

He'd never seen anything like it. A Moros class dreadnought of the Federation Navy entering siege mode. Of course he'd seen it in holovids. Cheesy Gallente action movies where the hero was so heroic that it was almost laughable. However he'd never seen it in real life. The massive warship was deploying. Its six massive cannons extending and rotating slowly and menacingly towards its intended target.

"We should go." his companion whispered. "We don't want to get decloaked by one of these interceptors that are buzzing around."

Their cloaked ship aligned away as the massive hybrid weapons on the dreadnought fired a warning shot at its target, lighting up the space in a spectacular show of destruction.


"How did I get myself into this?" he whispered to himself.


Six months earlier....

Gaull finished off the last of the inputs into the control console. He glanced into the glass-tube stretched out in front of him. The bio-mass was starting to take shape. In a few days that slop of amino-acids and tissue would be a living human body. Gaull was a clone-construction technician for a plastic surgery practice on a space-station near Gallente Prime. Whilst they provided the usual nip and tuck services, for those who could afford it they provided the ultimate service. Not happy with your body? Nauseatingly rich? Then they would grow you a new body and transfer your consciousness into it. Hideously expensive and a legal nightmare with all the hoops that had be to jumped through, but it could be done if you had the cash.

He glanced at his watch, finishing time. Gaull locked the console and left the program to run. He went out back and changed out of his bright white lab coat. Within 5 minutes he was stepping out into the brightly space-station concourse. This was the affluent upper decks of the station. Everywhere screamed wealth. Gaull did not live here. His technicians salary was nowhere near enough. He lived 24 decks below. He glanced at his watch again. 25 minutes until the station train would be here to ferry him to the main lift. Time for a cheeky beer he thought.

The Rampant Frog was a wine bar located between his work and the transit station. He would regularly stop here on the way home. He knew he'd save a few credits by calling in at his local on Deck 36, but the people watching here was much better. It his local it was miners and workers. Here it was the rich and their absurd lives. He entered the establishment which was fairly quiet. The barman looked up and nodded, filling a glass with a pint of Blaster Burn ale. Gaull never needed to ask. He was a regular and always had the same. Taking his usual table he perched on the bar-stool and took his first sip of the frothy cold beer. Glancing around he noticed a few people. An older overweight Gallente man was sat with a much younger woman. She was blonde and tapping away at a datapad. A pile of shopping bags were scattered around her feet from the various designer stores in this area. Daughter or gold digger Gaull wondered. He'd come back to those two later. Next up was a taller guy working on a small portable computer. His dress screamed banker. Nothing interesting there. Next there was a woman in a booth alone. Gaull froze, she was beautiful. Not just beautiful, she was his vision of perfection. She looked over and caught him staring. He quickly looked away hoping his tongue wasn't hanging out. When he dared to look again she was still looking at him, smiling. He looked away again. He was embarrassed she'd caught him staring. For the next five minutes he looked everywhere except in her direction. She appeared to be a cross between his two favorite holoreel actresses. As he avoided looking in her direction one of the waiters came over to him.

"The lady in the booth would like you to join her." he said with a smile. Gaull looked at him in disbelief and then over to her. She had moved back into the booth and gestured to the empty seat on the bench next to her. Gaull nodded and swallowed hard. Was this really happening? He rose and picked up his pint, walking over to the smiling woman.

"Hi I'm Jasmeen." she purred. "I've been stood up and saw you drinking alone and thought you might like some company."

Gaull laughed. "Isn't that supposed to be my line?"

He introduced himself and sat down. She was in PR apparently and had arranged to meet a friend here but they had sent a message saying something had come up and they couldn't make it. They chatted for ten minutes when Gaull remembered his station-train. There was no way this beautiful creature would see him as a potential mate. She could have anyone. May be she just felt pity on him. Staying would make it worse. He might get ideas above his station. Make a pass at her and cause all sorts of trouble.

"Well its been nice chatting to you, but I have to catch my ride home." he said finishing his beer in one gulp.

"Oh that's a shame. I have a room booked at the Hytali Hotel over the promenade. Given as I am now going to be alone tonight I was going to invite you back."

Gaull splutter over the dregs of his beer in shock.

"Its up to you, but I can promise you'll get a more interesting ride in my hotel room." she whispered seductively.

Gaull swallowed hard.

-o0o-

The elevator ascended in silence. Jasmeen leaned against the wall smiling at him. Thoughts were racing through Gaull's head.

This woman is perfection.
Why would she be interested in me?
There is something wrong here.
Is she going to rob me?
No, I clearly don't have the money to make it worth her while, I told her I was only a tech.
Is she going to rob me and harvest my organs for sale on the black market?
No, that only happens on poor Matari worlds. Organs can be grown cheaper here.
What does she want from me?
Does she know who I am? Wanting a discount on a procedure?
Don't be silly. The woman is perfect, she needs no work.
This must be a dream?

The elevator pinged and the doors opened. Jasmeen led the way. Following behind Gaull inspected her. The shoes were Vallou and very expensive. He was a leg man himself, and hers were some of the best he'd ever seen. The skirt was short but tasteful. The blouse was expensive and shimmered as she moved. Her hair was just how he liked it. Black and cascaded over her shoulders. She looked over her shoulder as if she could hear his thoughts. The smile made his heart flutter. She stopped outside a door and produced a keycard. She opened the door and stepped in. Gaull's heart was racing as he followed her down the short corridor into a bedroom. He stopped as he watched her climb onto the bed.

"Hello Gaull." a male voice said. 

Gaull span around. In the corner a young Gallente man sat smiling.

"Who are you?" Gaull gasped at the stranger.

"My name is Daemire. Please take a seat?" the man said gesturing to the the armchair opposite him. Gaull glanced at Jasmeen who was reclining on the bed seductively and also smiling.

"Look, you don't need to worry. Nothing bad is going to happen to you. I'm here to offer you a job." the stranger said.

Slowly Gaull crossed the room and sat down opposite the smiling man. He was young and hansom and very smartly dressed. Gaull considered his skin, it was not right.

"You are a clone."

"Yes I am. In my line of work I have access to the top of the line clones. My birth-body is not as young or as in as good a shape as this one. I'm hoping I can convince you to join our team and make our clones even better."

"So this was all a setup? Why not just call me?" Gaull said disappointingly. 

The man laughed. "Oh don't worry. You'll get your time with our Jasmeen. I don't call. I meet. I wanted to speak to you face-to-face."

"To offer me a job?"

"Yes."

"You work for a rival surgery?" Gaull asked.

"No, not really. However we are looking to recruit you. You know the Yulai agreement on cloning YC89?"

"Of course. Its the legal framework we have to work to in the Federation, and so do the other Empires, in regard to cloning."

"You know section 39B?"

"Yes. That's the naughty list as we call it in the trade. Cloning acts that are illegal."

"Tell me about them?"

Gaull looked at him wondering where this was going.

"Any new clone must be recognizable as the original person unless exempt in clause D. The new clone can only differ in age by five years, again subject to clause D exemptions. No clone under a genetic age of 21 can be produced unless by clause D. No copying the exact likeness of other people alive or dead. The DNA must not be altered in anyway and standard DNA scanners must recognize the persons new body as them, again all subject to clause D. It goes on, but they are the main ones."

The man smiled and nodded.

"You know your cloning law certainly. Ever done any Clause D exceptions?"

Gaull tensed. Was this a police investigation? A sting operation? He'd never done anything wrong as far as he was aware.

"Yes I have."

"Can you tell me what the exemptions are, this clause D?"

"For medical reasons where there is written authorization from a Class A Governmental hospital and a doctor from such must be present. A written court order is another way to invoke clause D. Or if you are a Capsuleer of course, they can do what the hell they like."

"So which ones have you done?"

"I've done three under 21's clones in the past. Children with medical problems where it was better to provide a new body than carry out multiple organ transplants or in cases where the cancer was inoperable. I've also done two by court order but as I'm sure you are aware I cannot talk about those."

"Of course. Witness protection is a big old minefield isn't it." the man smiled.

"What is this about?" Gaull  asked. He glanced back at Jasmeen who smiled seductively at him from the bed.

"As I said I wanted to offer you a job. I need someone with your skills and experience. Your bosses know what they've got but you'll never make partner. They are happy to take credit for your amazing abilities."

"My bosses pay me well." he said guardedly.

"I suppose. 35 thousand a year is not bad for a 29 year old. I can offer you ten times that."

Gaull spluttered. "Three hundred and fifty grand a year?"

"With a hundred and fifty grand bonus on top if you perform well."

"Half a million? Per year!"

The man nodded.

"What's the catch?" Gaull asked warily.

"Obviously for that money this is not a standard 9 to 5. Its a five-year fixed contract with no 'out clause'. You are ours for five-years. The job is on a private low-sec outpost and you are not allowed to leave during your employ except in very special and controlled circumstances. The outpost is well equipped. Its a mini-city complete with parks and gardens but you are still restricted."

"Sounds like a prison sentence to me."

"Not many prisoners do a five-year stretch in a luxury city and leave with two and a half mill' at the end of their sentence."

"Still sounds fishy. No way you can pay me that and just be doing basic cosmetic cloning. There's more to this."

"Yes there is. I have my own personal addition to Clause D."

"Let me guess. Whoever you say is exempt, is exempt."

The man smiled and nodded. Gaull suspected this was now indeed a test. Someone from the local police seeing if he'd break the law with enough encouragement. Could even be a CONCORD audit.

"Thanks but I think I'll pass."

"You think I'm the police don't you." the mysterious man said with a playful smile.

"Oh no, I'm sure you are this big powerful criminal mastermind. Perhaps even the leader of the Serpentis Syndicate." Gaull joked as he stood getting ready to leave. The man picked up his datapad and pressed a button. Gaull felt his own datapad vibrate.

"Before you leave I'd check that if I was you."

Warily Gaull picked up his datapad. A message had arrived from his bank. A notification of a funds transfer. His blood ran cold when he saw that all the money in his account had just been transferred somewhere unknown. 

"How....."

The man pressed another button and Gaull got another notification. He now had a billion credits in his account. His mouth hung open. The man pressed a button a third time and there was another withdrawal from Gaull's account leaving him with the original amount he had in there.

"That is nothing. We can take everything you have or simply delete any trace of you. We can put you on the Federal Fugitive database in less time than it took to hack your bank account. We can add a warrant for you complete with your finger prints and DNA profile and a tie to a particularly heinous crime. We are everywhere and we can do anything. We'd like you to work with us, not against us."

Gaull slumped down in the chair.

"Five years. Do your job and enjoy life on the outpost. Trust me, it can be very enjoyable, we take care of our own.Your accommodation will be equivalent to a five star suite in this hotel. All living costs will be met by the organization. You'll be able to save the vast majority of your wealth and leave a multimillionaire. You'll even get one night a week with one of our girls like Jasmeen there."

Gaull glanced back and Jasmeen lounging on the bed gave him that knee trembling smile of hers.

"Stay here tonight and think about it. This room is paid for and anything you want on room service is included, as is Jasmeen. We've taken the liberty of bringing fresh clothes for the morning from your apartment." the man stood and walked to a wardrobe. He opened it and Gaull recognized the clothes hanging there.

"You broke into my apartment?" Gaull asked incredulously, rising from his chair.

"We broke nothing. We know all about you Gaull and we can do anything we want." he nodded at Jasmeen who rose from the bed. She unzipped her dress and let it fall to the floor. Gaull stood opened mouthed.

"Jasmeen's body was sculpted to your tastes. We looked at your computers and datapads. We found what, well more like who you liked and made her body specially for you. Firstly to entice you to this room to meet me and then, tonight, to give you a taste of what life will be like working for us. Is she not your perfect woman?"

Gaull couldn't reply. She was. 

"I will leave you with Jasmeen now. She can answer any questions you have about life on our outpost, she's lived there for the last two years. In the morning you can either leave with her and she'll take you to the shuttle. We'll arrange for transport of all your goods to your new home. Or you can leave and go back to work. There will be no hard feelings and you'll be left alone. However we will be watching. You mention this meeting or anything about us to anyone, we will destroy you."

Gaull watched the man walk to the door.

"Good night Gaull. I hope to see you soon."

With that the stranger stepped through the door and was gone. Gaull stared at the closed door, too stunned to move. He felt hot breath by his ear. A slender hand wrapped around the front of his body and caressed his chest. He turned around to face Jasmeen and she pulled him into her. The kiss was electrifying. He hot wet tongue plunging into his mouth. He pulled back slightly. 

"I don't know what to do?" he said. His voice only a whisper.

"Let me show you what one of the main perks of the job will be and then we can talk" she purred leading him to the bed.

-o0o-

18 hours later Gaull gazed out of the window. The stars of deep space blurred against the ship's warp tunnel. He was still processing last night. He and Jasmeen had, talked about the outpost, and she had shown him what heaven could be like. She was honest about life on the outpost. She likened it to living in a five star hotel. It was luxurious and a very high standard of living but it was still restrictive. The organization also had a beach resort on a nearby temperate planet and they were given leave twice a year to visit. The transport to and from the resort and the resort itself was heavily guarded, there was no escape, but it was still a tropical beach resort.

She wouldn't divulge what his job would be other than something to do with cloning. She went into detail on everything else. She was an escort working for the organization. High-class, high cost and she regularly swapped bodies using clones to satisfy her customers desires.

By the time he'd fallen asleep he was worn out both mentally and physically. She was exceptionally skilled in bed.

That morning he was woken by Jasmeen. An hour of frantic love making and he cast his doubts aside. He'd follow this woman into the gates of hell .Three hours of flight time and they arrived at his home for the next five years.


It was indeed a small private outpost on the fringes of Federation space. His apartment was exactly as the stranger had promised. It was equivalent to a five star suite and his belongings had been already shipped. He was still sorting things out when the door bell sounded. He opened it to find Daemire stood there.

"Welcome aboard". He said with a smile stepping inside. "Happy with your digs?"

"Yes. Very." Gaull smiled.

"I know five years sounds like an eternity but you'll be out of here before you know it and be able to retire at 34! You start work in the morning I'll come to collect you, don't worry its all easy stuff for a man of your considerable talents."

Gaull raised an eyebrow and Daemire just laughed.

"I'll leave you to your unpacking." he said turning back to the door. "Or you can enjoy my house-warming present. Up to you!" he said as he left.

Gaull was about to ask what present when Jasmeen appeared in the still open doorway swiftly followed by another woman. This other woman was a dark-skinned Matari woman. Almost as beautiful as Jasmeen. They stood before him with cheeky smiles.

-o0o-

"I'm still not sure about him. The psych-profile raised two flags." Yvelle said leaning back in her chair as Daemire entered the control room of the outpost.

Daemire shook his head. Yvelle was his second in command on the outpost. An ex-escort who knew the business inside out.

"You worry too much. Name me someone who doesn't get a flag on black or pink jobs? I assume those are the two that were flagged?"

"He's too young and we've got no leverage on him. No family to threaten, no dark secrets to use as blackmail. If he freaks at what we ask him to do, he's a risk." she continued.

Daemire approached the desk and looked on the screen. The hidden camera showed the tangle of limbs on Gaull's bed.

"He appears to be enjoying himself!" Daemire remarked with a smile."Look, this guy was on the Federal, State and Republic watch-lists for expert cloners. The Empires keep close tabs on those who excel in cloning. Anyone can learn to be a clone-tech, this guy is an artist. A natural. If the Feds were worried we could make a copy of President Roden that nobody can spot, then he belongs here!" Daemire laughed "They are probably having kittens right about now if they've noticed he's vanished!"

"Yes I admit he's good and he appears to be having fun. For now. However, what when the Emissary books a visit to see one of his special girls. Or Dunidi turns up with that look in his eye and wants a special? What about when he is asked to do one of those jobs"

"Then we'll cross that bridge when we come to it." Daemire said sternly indicating the conversation was over. "If he freaks then we'll airlock him. The others haven't done any better, lets see if this one does."

The two fell silent and turned to watch the show on the monitor.

To be continued.....