Friday, January 8, 2016

One Fight, Two Tales

Fiction Friday. Escape pod here.

This fight happened last weekend. No idea who the other guy was. Assumed they'd fought a bit earlier and the Corax won. The picture near the bottom is the actual screenshot I took after the fight.


One Fight, Two Tales.

The Capsuleer's Tale.

"Jump complete.
Corax on scan.
Narrow beam scan to the small plex. Yes, he is located in there.
Warp to 10. Don't want to get caught in the gate.
In warp. Activate DCU.
1au scan, still in there. Activate gate.
Landing.
Corax. 13km off.
Start to target, pre-overheat guns, get point, web and guns hot.
Activate AB. Orbit set at 9000. Nearly locked.
Bang. First blood to me.
Damn those rockets hurt. Increase orbit to 12km, overheat AB to counteract his webifier.
Guns getting too hot, turn off overheat.
Low shields warning. He's winning.
Low armour but I'm making range. Rockets falling short now. I'm winning.
Both in structure. He's hitting me again. He must be overheating his AB.
Overheat guns again.
Shit this is going to be close!
Low structural integrity alarm. 5% structure. Next volley and I'm down.
My weapons cycled first! He's down.
Get the pod? No, targeting failed, he's out.
'GF' in local.
Check 1au scan just in case. In no condition to fight now.
Nothing on scan, no rush.
Scoop loot, head for home. I need repairs!"


The Crewer's Tale.

Elelle wasn't quite hammered but she was buzzed. It was quiet in the bar but that was no excuse to break with tradition. If your capsuleer got a kill, you took a drink. Elelle's pod jockey was having a very good morning. 15 kills so far and was probably hunting number 16. Her friend Deget had fallen asleep. He'd not learnt Elelle's trick. Before ordering check if your egger is out in the big black. If he's not out in space, order what you want. If he is, order something light as you might be drinking a lot of it!

She saw one of her fellow crewers, Gokestar, enter the bar and order a drink. As she walked over towards her, Elelle knew something was wrong. Gokestar was Matari and tended to crew on the capsuleers Minmatar vessels. Their capsuleer had been flying Thrasher class destroyers that day. She sat down next to Elelle.

"Bad day?" Elelleasked fearing the reply.

"Oddelulf and Aunur are dead." she stated with no emotion referring to her two inseparable friends. She didn't say more. Simply stared ahead and drank.

Gokestar, Oddelulf and Aunur were a well known trio. Ex-Slaves that had been freed together at the start of the Empryean Wars nearly eight years ago. They had got into starship crewing in the end being tempted by the vast pay offered by the Capsuleers. Elelle had known all three for several years and whilst they didn't crew together as Elelle tended to work on Amarrian vessels they had lived in close proximity for a long time.

"Which fight?" Elelle asked softly.

"The Corax. Damn it! That Pod Jockey knew it'd be a risk. Warping that Thrasher with hardly any tank on top of a Corax would always be a fight too close to call! Yet he still did it."

The two women fell silent for a while.

"Want to talk about it?" Elelle said finally.

"I guess. We'd just jumped into Hasama....."


-o0o-

"We're aligning to a small plex. Any idea what the egger's seen in there?" Gokestar asked from her station.

"Nope. Whatever it is, there is a good chance it'll be trying to punch holes in us so get ready!" Oddelulf replied.

"Are you serious? We're crewing for a negative 10 capsuleer. Everyone is always trying to punch holes in us!" Aunur laughed.

The three Mataris crewed the structural integrity station within the Thrasher class destroyer. A relatively small room located below main engineering. Their job was to maintain the integrity of the ship even under heavy fire. The ship was equipped with a damage control unit which they could use to reinforce the bulkheads, plug breaches with forcefields and direct minor repairs using drones and nanites. However these repairs were too slow to make a difference in battle and were generally more aimed at wear and tear and maintenance issues rather than battle damage.

"Its a Corax class destroyer apparently." Aunur said looking up from his screen. The Egger just sent orders to gunnery to swap to Republic Fleet EMP rounds.

The room went quiet at that. A Corax would be difficult. They would have similar optimal ranges and they were warping into the Corax giving it a slight advantage. It was also a more modern design and likely to be fitted with upgraded shields. A fair upgrade on the aging Thrasher class. Their Thrasher was fitted with an oversized afterburner. This meant there was not enough power for proper defenses. It relied on speed and putting out huge damage. Against Amarrian destroyers such as the Coercer it was deadly. Gallente blaster Catalysts and Caldari blaster Cormorants were also good prey. However this later design destroyers were more of a problem. Especially the Corax.

Gokestar instinctively looked towards the door to the corridor. She was planning her route. Out the door, right, left then right. Escape pods were there and it would be at least twenty seconds to reach the nearest. She went back to her monitors. Next job was to shut down non-essential systems. She wanted as much power and processing speed available so the routine maintenance drones and slower nanite repair systems could be paused.

The three felt the destroyer drop out of warp smoothly. There was then a slight jerk as the ship was caught in the magnetic field of an acceleration gate.

"Ready?" Aunur said to nobody in particular as they felt the ship accelerate. Thown hundreds of thousands of kilometers by the structure.

Down in the deepest part of the ship they knew very little of what was happening. Their systems and scanners faced inwards. Keep track of the ships hull and structural elements. There was a low rumble that reverberated through the ship. The sound of the Thrashers seven 280mm cannons firing in unison. The next shudder indicated their own shields had been hit by returning fire.

A few more seconds of this back and forth and the return fire increased massively in sound and vibration.

"Shields are down. Armour is taking a pounding!" Oddelulf stated as they prepared.

A flashing red light indicated the armour plating of the ship was failing.

"Ready boys and girls!" Oddelulf shouted over the explosions and alarms "It's time to rock the rust!"

The three worked in perfect unison. The rockets of the Corax were a kinetic based warhead and were snapping supports and blowing holes through bulkheads as they passed through the armour. The trio struggled to hold the ship together.

"I've got big breaches in sector 4!" Gokestar shouted. "Anyone able to spare some juice?"

"Throwing some your way. I'm only getting the odd stray!" Aunur replied.

Their capsuleer was burning away from the Corax, their 10mn afterburner making them faster, although a lot less maneuverable than the Corax with its 1mn. Most of the fire from the Corax was striking the rear of the Thrasher that Gokestar was responsible for.

"I'm losing it! Structural integrity at 20%" Gokestar cried, unable to cope with the incoming damage.

"Frack it! We're done! RUN!" screamed Oddelulf and the trio spun from their consoles and ran towards the exit hatch. A massive explosion knocked them off their feet and everything went black.

-o0o-

Gokestar felt sick as she woke. Her stomach lurched. Gate travel! They had survived and just passed through a stargate!

She opened her eyes. It was dark. Only the feint glow of indicators on various panels showed in the dark.

"Oddelulf? Aunur?" she cried. No answer.

Feeling her way to the wall she moved by touch until she found the door and then the control panel beside it. She felt for the breakers and tripped them. The emergency lighting flickered into life. She gasped. The room was wrecked. Most of the next deck up had collapsed down on top of them. A huge beam running along the middle of the room had saved her from being crushed. She looked around. She saw Oddelulf's legs protruding from a deckplate. She rushed towards him but skidded to a halt a few metres before. The deckplate was laid flat and only a couple of centimetres above the floor. The space and amount of blood surrounding the plate indicated there was no way Oddelulf was still alive. She glanced around looking for Aunur. She spotted her slumped against the far wall. She quickly crossed the room. A few of the tiles from the ceiling plate covered most of her. She looked up as Gokestar approached.

"Oh thank god. Your alive!" she gasped, pulling the lightweight tiles off her. She looked down and was silenced. A long jagged shard of metal pierced Aunur from behind, the jagged, bloodied spike erupting from the middle of her body.

"Well that's not good!" Aunur sighed looking down with a half laugh that brought blood leaking from her lips.

"No. No! NO!" Gokestar repeated. "We can fix this." she said desperately looking around for the med-kit. The wall where it hung was buckled and she couldn't see it anywhere.

"No point, just hold me." Aunur whispered, more blood leaking from between her lips.

Gokestar slumped down beside her friend, crying. Holding her tight. The only other sound was the rattle of the air vent and the occasional spark of shorting electrics. There was a screech of metal on metal and the air vent was silent. A second later the emergency lights died.


-o0o-

"So what happened next?" Elelle asked softly.

"I woke up on a stretcher with an oxygen mask strapped to my face. The life-support systems had failed all over the rear of the ship. I'd passed and they'd got to me just in time. The capsuleer had docked back here and left the hangar crew to search for survivors and make the repairs."

The two women drank in silence together for a few minutes.

The screen above the bar flashed red indicating one of the capsuleers who belong to one of the corporations based at the station had lost their ship. They looked up and saw their Egger had been flying a Kestrel class frigate and it had just been destroyed by a Rifter class frigate supported by a Curse class Recon Cruiser.

"Well after all that I doubt he'll be going out again. Want to hit the club?"

Elelle nodded and finished her drink. Whilst going to a club midday might sound strange for most, for capsuleer crew it was common. The club's music was frequency modulated to produce a euphoric effect. The bar not only served drinks but a range of boosters and stimulants. There were even 'the backrooms'. Suites available for hire along with the companion of your choosing. For someone who needed to forget, it was the best place on the station...

...and crewing for Capsuleers, you always needed to forget.

Wednesday, January 6, 2016

Buff Bar on Sisi (Work Hits You For Eleventy Billion Damage)

Work has been manic last few days meaning just a quick one today. On the test server they are trying a new way of telling you who is doing what to your ship by highlighting bad things red and good things green on the "buff bar".

Green is good such as remote sensor boosters or tracking links.

Red is bad!

CCP Paradox would just love to hear your feedback here after you've given it a go! 

Monday, January 4, 2016

Not All Low-Sec is Equal

There is a train of thought there are two types of low-sec. Faction War space which is full of PvP and pirates, and non-FW low-sec which is generally empty as a hermit's address book.


My move two weeks ago has shown that low-sec is massively shaped by the location and the corps that dominate the area. There are many types of low-sec, certainly not just the two types.

My previous year in Tama area was dominated by high-value ships coming after my T1s. I like to fly T1. Good fun, cheap PvP. Whilst I use T1 hulls I tend to T2 fit. That gives a ship cost of between 7 and 15m for most frigates and destroyers. However I spent a lot of the time in 2015 "noping" and been chased by faction, T2 hulls and lots of people in faction and T2 hulls.

Down in Ishomoken things are different. More people are solo. Less are linked. There are more T1's than bling. Battlecruisers and cruisers are more common than I've seen in a long time. It's not all nice cheap PvP as I saw last night, but it is mostly!


Why?

I think it's a combination of space-geography and the corporations who base in the area.

First up "space-geography". Ishomilken is a high-sec border system. If I was to jump through the Uni stargate I'd soon get...


This makes it easy access into low from Jita locale. I put Jita Locale at any system within 10 jumps from Jita. There are numerous ways back into low-sec and making a map of the area I found that I need to be more careful than ever! A lot of low-sec/high-sec interfaces obviously encourages more people to pop in for some "fun" PvP rather than the more hardcore who live in low-sec exclusively. For example Tama is also a low in "Jita Locale" and one of the most dangerous systems in Eve (regularly in the top five systems for kills). However that area appears to be very different from Ishomiken area. A lot more of the "Hardcore" PvP tends to happen there with lots of links, implants and shiny ships. As I write this the top five kills by price in Tama over the last week range from 4bn ISK to a shade under 2bn. Ishomiken ranges from 470m down to 270m ISK. Lets have a look at the killers.

Ishomiken - 335 kills in 7 Days
Comet
Algos
Gnosis
Capsule
Maulus Navy Issue
Harbinger
Tristan
Kestrel
Keres
Firetail


Tama - 1847 kills in 7 DaysSvipul
Keres
Comet
Gnosis
Proteus
Thrasher
Jackdaw
Stiletto
Capsule
Malediction


So in terms of tech people are fighting with the most in these two hi-sec border systems:-

Ishomiken Top Ships0 T3
1 T2
3 Faction
6 T1

Tama Top Ships
3 T3
3 T2
1 Faction
3 T1

Clearly the bling is being flown in Tama and a lot of it. Whilst the Ishomiken area is not as busy for PvP the ship types clearly show its less blingy generally.

And long may that continue (because I lose a lot of ships!).

Sunday, January 3, 2016

SCASSSS - I Hate Niden!

OK, hate is too strong a word. I don't hate Niden. May be I am "Insanely Jealous" (yeah thats better) that he has the ability to create this and I would love to do the same but unfortunately I have all the artistic talent of a cluster of colourblind hedgehogs.... in a bag.


Friday, January 1, 2016

A New Home

Happy New Year! I hope 2016 brings you lots of exploding important internet spaceships!

Friday Fiction. Escape pod here if you are not into your Eve-O fiction! Warning... this Eveoganda post starts with a picture of me in real life. May be it would be a good idea to offer a second escape pod. I've lost about 20kg since that photo was taken at Fanfest 2015! Here, Niden made some awesome art with a semi-naked chick!


A New Home

Elelle looked out of the small window into the vast station hanger.

"Looks like he's moving everything below battlecruiser!"

Deget broke off from what he was doing at the terminal and came over to join her. He watched as the frigates, destroyers and cruisers were slowly loaded into the carrier's main hanger bay.

"That'll be why were were told to clear our station quarters and settle our affairs. It would seem time for a new move."

Elelle nodded in agreement as Deget went back to his station. They had joined this capsuleer's crew several years ago when he'd commissioned the Archon class carrier. Their first base was the State Protectorate station in Nisuwa. Whilst he had changed corporations they had continued to base from that station. A year ago he changed again and they had moved here to Hasmijalla. They had dropped into a warzone. The entire system was under siege and it had been a very busy two months. However they had been victorious. After the siege was broken things got very quiet very quickly.

"I wonder where we'll go." Elelle asked.

"High-sec is out. Not only our Egger's 'misunderstanding' with CONCORD, the Federation and the State but the fact he's taking all three carriers so we're jumping somewhere. I'd say null-sec is out as that's not his thing. It'll be low-sec again I'm sure. Possibly Matari militia? May be back to Gallente?"

Elelle span around and smiled. "You think so?"

Deget laughed as she did a little dance.

"What are you doing?" he chuckled.

"The happy dance! Oh to be in a Gallente station again!"

Deget smiled and nodded. He knew what she meant. Caldari stations were sensible, practical, formal. Basically no fun. Gallente knew how to have fun and they practiced what they preached. Here in Hasmijaala they had no real park domes and the bars and nightclubs were subdued and boring. The only one worth going to was the one owned by the Capsuleer they worked for. "The Crunchy Frog" had been bought out by their Captain and turned into a Gallente style bar. However that was on the capsuleer decks and they only got access very, very rarely for special occasions. Normally it was the Caldari crew bars which were utterly depressing.

"All crew! All crew! Now hear this." the XO's voice boomed over the speakers. "We will be undocking in 90 seconds and immediately jumping. All crew to stations and to prepare for jump. Max range."

Elelle and Deget both approached a cabinet in the wall and took a pill from a small bottle, swallowing it immediately. As seasoned capital ship crew they were used to jump travel, however it still affected them. As the XO had said it was a max range jump they prefered to take the jump medication.

"Max range huh? So is this the first jump of several or will we be settling somewhere within five light-years?"

Elelle just shrugged and hoped. Federation space was within one jump. Fliet was her hope as that was a proper Gallente station. She'd heard some wild stories about that place.

They wobbled on their feet as the ship lurched forward leaving the station docking bay. She approached the window, hoping. The Archon class carrier slowly moved into open space from the station. 


They could feel the jump drive spinning up, a subtle vibration could be sensed throughout the massive ship. Then they were jumping. Light distorted. Forks of red plasma lightening engulfed the golden ship. Elelle felt her stomach lurch as they were swallowed by an artificial wormhole.

"Oh, Fuck it!" she sighed despondently.

There had been a massive flash of light and the grey of the Caldari nebula had been replaced with the grey metal of the side of a Caldari station. The XO had just announced that this was their new home.

"Another Caldari station and even worse another damn State Protectorate Station." she cried "Another year or more of Caldari bars and what they pretend are nightclubs! Dull venues with everyone acting like its a school disco. More concerned about social etiquette than having a good time. Why the frack didn't Pandemic Legion drop us as we landed and ended this suffering!"

Deget laughed at her melodramatics.

"Come on, we're docking. Let's get our rooms sorted before the rush!"

-o0o-

"Wait, its called 'The Wrong Ammo'. What a ridiculous name for a bar!" she stated as they approached the frontage. They had arrived on the main promenade on deck 15 of the station. The wide street was flanked by bars, cafes and restaurants. Deget had guided them along to a specific bar.

"I spoke to some of the crew from other capsuleers. Unless we get access to the capsuleer decks, which we won't, this is the best bar. Got some other places to try after but this one is the best apparently. Thought we'd start with the best the station has to offer." Deget said.

"The best a State Protectorate Station has to offer. A stabbed farmer probably sees more action that this bar does." she moaned back.

Deget shrugged and pushed the door open. They were met by a wall of noise. The two surprised crew entered the packed bar. A live band was playing Matari rock on an elevated stage. Some people were dancing, some were chatting, it appeared everyone was having a good time.

"This is NOT a Caldari bar. We're on a State Protectorate Station! This shouldn't be here! What the frack is going on?" Elelle said with a smile, pleasantly surprised.

They slowly made their way through to the bar having to push through the throng of people. When they finally got there it was confirmed this was no normal State Pro bar. Gone were the white-labeled grey-bottled rice wines, replaced with Gallente spirits, Amarrian wines, Matari ales and a few of the best Caldari Sake. They ordered and the barman brought their drinks.

"Who you flying for? What corp?" the barman asked.

"Stay Frosty. We're new." Elelle replied cautiously wondering why the barman asked.

"Ah cool. You see that lot over there under the painting of a Thrasher firing laser beams."

Elelle glanced back and then back to the barman and nodded. She had spotted the large painting when they entered. A Matari destroyer fitted with energy weapons was obviously very wrong.

"That's all Frosty crew if you'd like to meet them. Thought you must be from the fresh blood that arrived earlier. This is pretty much a crew bar and its rare we get so many capitals jumping in other than freighters obviously."

Elelle thanked the barman and headed over with Deget to the group under the painting.

As they approached a Gallente man saw them and rose to greet them.

"Hi, I'm Hos and I fly for Skir Skor. You look fresh off the boat!"

"Yeah just arrived today. Barman sent us over. We crew for Drackarn."

"Cool! The new Egger that just joined us eh?" Nice to have you....."

He was silenced by a raucous cheer and everyone looked up at huge display above the bar. Hos looked up too, swore, picked up his glass and downed two-fingers. He wiped his mouth with the back of his hand.

"Sorry. Frosty Crew tradition. If you are in the bar and your Egger gets on a kill you drink. Mine is out in a Republic Fleet Firetail now and I crew on his Gallente vessels so I have the night off. They flash the kills by any corp with offices here on that screen as they happen."

Elelle smiled wondering what they had walked into. She noticed in one corner four men and two women were slumped unconscious on the next table. She asked Hos what the deal with that small group was.

"Oh them? They crew for old Cerv. Sorry, I mean Cervantes Marovinjun. He's having a good day. 15 confirmed kills so far. They each passed out one-by-one somewhere between kills eleven and fourteen." Hos laughed. He gestured for the two to take a seat. "At least they got a drink" he laughed again pointing to three others sat with their arms crossed looking miserable. "They crew for Joffy. He has to do the paperwork for the corps relations and standings. Tends to spend more time setting 'blues' than firing guns! No kills today yet."

"What's the deal here?" Deget asked. "After we jumped and saw we were at another State Pro station we were thinking we were doomed to more quiet Caldari station life!"

Hos laughed. Another cheer went up and he swore. Elelle and Deget twisted to see his Capsuleer, Skir Skor, had got on another kill. Hos downed the required amount and put his glass back down.

"Yeah, we got the State Pro here who own the station, but they are outnumbered by us independent... well I suppose you'd call us 'Pre-emptive salvage experts'. You got Stay Frosty which is one of the largest, but you also get the others such as the Black Rebel Rifter Club and other small groups basing from here."

Elelle smiled. "So its more of a pirate station than a State Protectorate station?"

"I think I pointed out 'Pre-emptive salvage experts' was the term." he replied with a smile as a cheer went up. "You guys are up by the way, your egger's not wasting any time." he nodded to the screen.

Elelle and Deget twisted in their seats to see an extract from a CONCORD killmail showing their egger had just destroyed another ship. They looked at each other, shrugged and reached for their drinks. Hos laughed as other crewers cheered them on as they drank.

"You think this bar is good? You ain't seen nothing yet!" he smiled.

-o0o-

Elelle closed her eyes and swayed to the music. She was drunk and very happy. They had visited several bars, all much better than the Caldari bars they had access to in the last year and finally to a nightclub. Compared to what they had to endure recently, this was like a Gallente Prime club on new years eve. The music was a mix of Gallente and Matari electro-dance. It was almost impossible not to move to the beat. Through the evening Hos had given them the low-down. Whilst the State Protectorate ran the station they had no wish to antagonise the pirate corps who based out of there. The war with the Gallente was a stalemate currently. Neither side wanted to upset any large pirate corps who could assist the other side to get back at them. It could easily tip the scales in this war especially in a low-sec entry system such as this one. So the Caldari command took a back seat and the station had changed adopting a more independent capsuleer friendly atmosphere. Feeling a little unsteady she wandered over to a sofa by the dancefloor that Hos was occupying and flopped down.

"Danced out?" he laughed. She nodded realising it had been a whilst since she'd seen Deget last. She leaned forward and scanned the dancefloor.

"11 O'clock. Second level." Hos whispered into her ear.

She looked up to her left at the balcony that surrounded the dancefloor. Deget was up there pressing some raven-haired Gallente woman against a stone-effect pillar. She gripped his hair tight as they kissed passionately, his hands roaming around her shapely body smoothing the electric-blue satin dress against her curves.

"Well looks like he's having a good time!" she laughed.

"He will. That's Amoderia. She crews for Madamonk, one of the Hydrate dot guys. She's always first to pounce on the new arrivals. No matter what the hangover, he'll wake with a smile on his face in the morning."

"She's that good eh? So you must have...." Elelle trailed off with a smile.

"Me? I'm much too of a gentleman to possibly kiss and tell!" he replied with a smile. "Look as capsuleer crew we're here for a good time, not a long time. You get in, make your money and get out before you end up a frozen corpse. Having fun in between that is essential. Nobody knows if tonight is their last night. Tomorrow your pod jockey might decide to take an unwinnable fight simply for shits and giggles and you might not make it to the pods. We drink, we party, we screw and to hell with what tomorrow brings!" he said raising his glass. She raised her own and clinked them together.

"If nobody takes your fancy there are always the 'Backrooms" if you need relaxing".

She looked at him puzzled.

"The backrooms!" he pointed to the distance. Elelle could see a door with a podium next to it. An attractive Caldari woman was stood there. She watched intently and saw a few crew taken inside.

"What goes on in there?" she asked.

"You never been to a club on a Guristas station before? What goes on in there? Your dreams come true! Well the wet ones anyway. On your first visit they do a sixty second assessment of your tastes. Then its a five second assessment everytime you go after that. Its not cheap but you'll never experience anything like it."

"You've done it?" she asked.

"Everyone has. Its all about choice here. You can be like your crewmate up there and go home with another crewer. Or if you want to treat yourself to a special experience...." he let his words hang in the air. "Come on, lets dance whilst you think about it". With that he rose and pulled her onto the dance floor.

As they danced away Elelle found herself looking over to the door a few times. It had been a dry year. Whilst their Capsuleer didn't give a damn and had a hell of a reputation himself, on that station Caldari culture and tradition was stifling. Although nowhere as bad as Amarrian, fraternisation was frowned upon. She could really do with some action.

"Come on!" Hos said dragging her off the dancefloor.

"What?"

"I can see you looking over there every two minutes. Come on I'll go first to show you its nothing to be worried about."

He led her over to the door. The Caldanese woman smiled and bowed slightly as they approached. There was a piece of equipment on the podium, like an old viewing scope. A face-shaped cone of black plastic rising from the top of the podium. Hos placed his head against it and held his palm on a sensor. Elelle could see some light escaping from where his face and the scope met. He was viewing something. After a few seconds it was over.

"Ah Mr Hos . That will be 300 credits for the primary and 175 for the secondary." she said with a slight bow.

"I'll take the primary tonight thank you Kikyu. My friend here is new, she needs the full assessment. Then give her what her primary is, on my account."

"You don't have to...." she started as Hos walked towards the door which slid open as he approached.

"Yes I do! Enjoy!" he shouted as the doors closed behind him. Just before they closed Elelle saw two women in skimpy lingerie appear to greet him with huge smiles.

"Please look into the scope and place your hand on the palm sensor. It will last 60 seconds. Please do not move until it is over." The Caldari woman stated.

Elelle shrugged and walked forward. She placed her face against the scope looking down, resting her skin on the plastic and placed her palm on the sensor. Images flashed too fast for her to see anything clearly. It was a fast blur. There were women and men. Pairs, threes, fours and sometimes so many all she could see was a mass of flesh. Every race, every colour, young, old. There were tender loving touches, through to passionate love-making and to the sharp crack of a whip or paddle. Moans of pleasure and screams of pain then delight. She saw leather, lace, PVC and satin. Every colour of the spectrum. There were beaches, forests, meadows and castles. In the brief flashes every act of love and passion imaginable was there. Then it was black. She straightened up, slightly shell shocked.

"Well that was.... I'm not sure what it was!" she exclaimed.

"That was the AI finding out what you like and what you don't like. What turns you on and what repulses you. From that one minute the AI now has your top ten likes and what you really want to avoid. Next time you visit it'll be just a quick assessment what in your top ten you are in the mood for. Its all scientific. The AI can now satisfy your deepest desires, even those you won't admit to yourself. Please." the woman gestured to the door.

"What are my top ten?" she ask as she turned to the door. The woman looked shocked.

"Oh we never get to know. Its highly confidential. AI only."

Elelle doubted this but moved to the door which opened and she stepped inside. A few minutes later a side door opened and a couple stepped out. They were both Gallente and dressed as if they were going to an old-fashioned ball. An elegant and beautiful man and woman. The door behind them closed and a door on the opposite side opened. Elelle glanced down and saw dozens of doors off the long corridor. The couple smiled and each took one of her hands and led her down the corridor together. Her heart was racing.

"I think your AI is wrong. I don't....." she couldn't bring herself to elaborate.

"Don't worry. Its a common scenario." the woman spoke as they stopped at a door. The man pressed a button and the door opened. Elelle was led into a bedroom that looked as if it would have belonged to Gallente royalty centuries ago. The huge four poster bed was covered in thick red velvet. It looked like something from one of the period-drama holovids she liked to watch. Paintings of men on horses and wielding medieval weaponry hung from the walls.

Yes, this room, and you..." she gestured to the man "These are all what I've dreamt about at some point. But I'm not...." she said to the woman slightly embarrassed.

"My dear, the AI doesn't get it wrong." she purred as she slowly closed the distance between them. "The assessment always reveals your deepest, darkest desires. Those that you might not even admit to yourself consciously."

She was then toe-to-toe with Elelle . Nobody if forcing you to anything." she said softly as she leaned forward. "You can stop it anytime you want." The woman was whispering now, her lips lightly brushing Elelle cheek as she spoke. "However the body doesn't lie. The AI saw what turned you on. Would you like me count to three to give you time?" Elelle could feel her hot breath on her neck sending tingles up her spine. "One..." the woman whispered continuing to move her face slowly around Elelle's. "Two...." her lips brushing Elelle's earlobe. "Three.....". She felt her lips brush her own. "Last change to back out...." the woman spoke, her voice barely a whisper as their lips touched. "No? Shall be begin then?"

-o0o-

"Rocket launchers overheated. Afterburner active." Deget called out.

"Ready to set an approach vector if they come in!" Elelle replied. "Egger doesn't want an orbit, he wants us in their face!"

There was a tense silence.


"Negative, stand down. It just left the 1AU scan. Now off 5AU. Obviously doesn't want to fight a Vengeance." the scanner operator said.

They were in an Assault Frigate located inside a Caldari dead-space pocket some three astrological units from the station. The Capsuleer was obviously hoping another would use the acceleration gate and be flung right on top of them.

"So good night last night?" Elelle asked as everyone relaxed except the scanner operator who was keeping an eye out for the next potential opponent.

"Amazing. After the last year it could hardly have been boring but this station is amazing. I think we're going to have a great time here."

"Did you and that other crewer, you know..." she pressed.

"Me? Kiss and tell? Who do you think I am?" he said in mock horror. "I'll just say I had a very, very good night. She was actually telling me about what they call The Backrooms if I ever fail to meet someone! Sounded intriguing"

Elelle was suddenly horrified he knew something about last night. He continued, giving no indication that he knew she's already visited them.

"Apparently they do some sort of mind scan on you. Find your deepest fantasies and they've got dozens of men and women back there that make it happen for you. Costumes and all that shit you know. I know you'd not be up for that sort of think yourself but I thought I might give it a go!"

Elelle nodded as if in agreement and her mind wandered back to the unforgettable experience of the previous night.

Wednesday, December 30, 2015

2015 - A Quiet Year

Just a short one today. My Goon colleague (grrrrrr) is away for the festive season so work is a bit hectic. I usually do a year in review for my last post of 2015. Is there really much to say about this year?

2015 started with a bang for me. I had just joined the Caldari and the Gallente were trying to capture the forward operating base. It was constant fighting day and night in the plex. I got 212 kills in the first month of the tear and then the Gallente gave up... and my Eve mojo vanished as quickly as the targets did.


It was now difficult to get a fight. I'd log on, roam, not find anything logout. Fanfest in March revitalised me a little, but the fact I was having issues finding fights in my TZ was a problem. July was only notable for a couple of pods I caught. Other than those it was a few trash-fit and not much else. Then the summer lull came and my kills soon dropped to two a month.


Things stayed like that for a while. I did get lucky and solo a Svipul with a rocket Kestrel somehow.

By the start of the holiday season I knew something had to change. So I decided to give those piwats in Stay Frosty a try. One week and a bit in, things are good. Then again Caldari Militia was good at this time of the year. When everything returned to normal I was left with stabbed farmers and trash-fits in my TZ. Will it happen again. Will action fall off when everyone goes back to work or will the gf's continue?


Monday, December 28, 2015

I Don't Love Gooooold!

I was watching Bond last night. Thunderball to be exact. Having bought the TV-mad wife a 55" UHD telly with a Blu-Ray player and the complete Bond collection we are having a Bond marathon. This was after Christmas Dinner Mk II. Out here in the desert we have Christmas Dinner with friends, eight of us this year. However the wife and I also like to have a smaller one for ourselves a few days later. As I was cooking Christmas Dinner MK II I was on Eve undocking and having a little roam in between basting the turkey and checking on the veggies. I'd left Drack logged in and got a Tweet as Bond and Largo were exchanging quips.


"Is that your Executioner in the Novice?"

Obviously not, as I was on the sofa unable to move after eating my own body-weight in turkey, ham and trimmings. Also I very rarely fly Amarr. In fact, hardly ever! This got me thinking, when was the last time I was in one?

I looked back through my kills and loses. The last time I lost an Amarr hull was December the 26th. So Boxing Day.... 2013. Its been over two years since I lost a Amarr ship, I just don't fly them very much. I trust in the rust more than gold by far!


I know I fly Gallente and Matari a lot. Caldari some. Amarr hardly ever. I have level 5 in most skills so its not skill related. So far in December looking at my kills and loses I've flown the following hulls and actually PvP'd in them:-

Svipul
Thrasher
Navy Maulus
Federation Navy Comet
Thorax
Algos
Tristan
Thorax
Rifter
Merlin
Kestrel
Breacher

So why don't I fly Amarr? I cannot explain it. I do have Amarr ships in my hanger. These include:-

Coercer
Vengeance
Sacrilege

May be I should give one a go! Right let's undock that Vengeance and try and get a fight! Oh look, a Kestrel in a novice. Well I could ignore it and.... bollocks, so much for this experiment.

"Docking Request Accepted"


Sunday, December 27, 2015

SCASSSS - I Broke My Comet

OK, may be I didn't break my Comet, I was trying to avoid the damage. Alas the damage didn't avoid me. It was a close 1v1 and I won by the skin of my teeth. My ship was a sorry sight when I docked up. Loving these new damage effects!


Friday, December 25, 2015

She's the One

Merry Christmas! Fiction Friday. Escape pod here.

Its a gory, horror based one today just for Christmas Day! Be warned!

Finally Merry Christmas and a Happy New Year to you!


She's the One

It was black. A blackness she had never encountered before. There was no sound either. She could hear nothing, feel nothing, see nothing. So she waited. She thought back to the previous day. The judge bringing the gavel down with a bang after passing sentence. Five years in a mind-prison for something she didn't do. Her good for nothing boyfriend had tricked her. He had asked to to help with his business and sign some things. She had no idea he was defrauding people. Now he'd cost her the next five years. Her body in stasis but her mind in a virtual world where priests and nuns would teach her the error of her ways and she would be released, reborn, reclaimed, back into the Amarr a new person.


"Crap." is all she could think. Five years of being lectured to by nuns in a virtual world.

The blackness started to fade. It was becoming light. She could hear things. There was a flash. Suddenly she was standing in a meadow. It was amazing. She could smell the damp grass, it had rained recently. She was barefoot and could feel the vegetation between her toes. This was the construct? It was paradise. She looked down. It was her body, she could feel the light white summer dress. Her senses were alive. Maybe this wouldn't be so bad she thought! Beats living on a station for minimum wage. She followed a babbling brook through the meadow and in the distance she could see a small village. It looked like something from ancient times. Stone huts with thatched roofs. Smoke gently climbing from several of the chimneys.

As she reached the edge of the settlement she saw several women walking about. They were dressed like her in the white dresses. Near to a pond one woman sat staring over the water. She made her way across.

"Hello?" Fassara asked. The woman didn't move.

"Hi, I'm Fassara." she said a bit louder. The other woman didn't respond. Just gazed straight ahead.

"Don't waste your time. She's gone." a voice behind Fassara said. She span around to find a stunningly attractive brunette stood there. Again dressed in the light flowing white dress.

"Sorry? What do you mean gone? I'm new here!" Fassara explained.

"Yes we know. There are only a dozen of us here. We knew another was coming when a new hut appeared over night. That's your one there." the woman said pointing to a stone house at the end of the row.

"Oh. Right. But what is wrong with her?" Fassara pressed.

"Come with me, I'll explain." smiled the brunette with a tinge of sadness "I'm Kansine by the way."

Kansine led Fassara to a larger hut. Inside several women were sat chatting or making crafts. Fassara looked again. Every single woman was attractive. She didn't expect to find men and women mixed, but she was surprised to find so many beautiful women.

"What is this place?" she asked.

Kansine nodded and indicated for her to sit on some animal skins by a fire pit.

"You know something is wrong don't you?" Kansine asked. Fassara simply nodded. She was right, something about the inmates here indicated something was very wrong.

Well the truth is we're not in general population. As far as we can tell this is a separate construct hidden away from the main mind-prisons. The entry requirements here are you are True-Amarr, young and beautiful. I'm assuming your lawyer was surprised at the sentence compared to your crime?"

Fassara looked surprised she knew this "Well, yes. He couldn't believe I got sent here."

"Its Holder Apunar and his son. They had this place created for their own pleasure. The judges are in on it. They send the best looking women her and we get lost in they system."

Fassara started to zone out as Kansine explained more. The Holder and his son would regularly visit. They'd 'jack in' to the virtual world the same as the visiting priests and nuns were supposed to do. However they didn't come to rehabilitate. They did whatever they wanted. Sometimes they'd be themselves. Other times they'd spawn as monsters or powerful fantasy beings. They were in a computer generated world and they could do whatever they wanted. The woman by the lake was Gorreedle. The holder's son had appeared as a wolf-man one night. Half man, half wolf. He had ripped her flesh as he took her. Once he left and the technicians are allowed access again and were able to reset her physical body so she didn't die. However the horror of that night broke the poor woman's mind. Kansine went on to explain whilst it was a virtual world and their bodies were in stasis-tubes on the outpost, if they died in the construct they died in the outside world. The mind could not reconcile the difference. However it was rare. As soon as the Holder or his son left the techs that managed the world could save them by putting them into an instant coma and resetting their physical forms in the construct.

"So we are simply her for a perverted Holder and his sick kid's sport?"

"Afraid so. My advice is play along and do whatever they want no matter how sick or disgusting. You cannot fight them. Whilst the construct has the same rules as the real world they are able to bend the rules. They have powers we cannot fight. Whatever it is, it'll be better than what will happen to you if you resist or upset them. There are worse things than dying here." Kansine warned.

-o0o-

The next few weeks were a living hell for Fassara. As Kansine had warned her, the new girls were always popular. At first she had resisted but Kansine had been right. They were in control and had ultimate power. The first time she'd resisted and fought back. The Holder had simply laughed and broken her arms and legs with his bare hands, snapping them like twigs. He'd continued after, sating his lust as she screamed in agony. She'd never known such pain. After he was satisfied he had climbed off her, smiled and vanished into thin air. Next thing she knew it was next morning and her body was fine. However she felt a dull ache in all of her limbs. The girls explained that the mind remembers and injuries that were fixed could still be painful for days after. From that point she'd co-operated not wanting a repeat.

She was laying in bed one night when she heard the noise. The visitor had chosen someone else for that night. The sharp crack and scream let her know it was the Holders son, Shushayahlou. He was sick. Got of on causing pain and suffering. However she'd been told he prefered brunettes and didn't like blondes. She'd been safe for now. Not that his father was a nice experience, but he only caused her pain if she resisted. She pulled up the covers tight and looked across the room at the big candle. She'd left it lit so if she did get a visitor she'd be able to see who it was. Now she wanted the light gone but she didn't want to leave her warm bed. It was annoying. She stared at the candle like it was its fault. Suddenly the flame spluttered and died. She gasped. That was a un-nerving coincidence. A freak breeze blowing out the candle she desperately wanted extinguished.

Next morning she took breakfast with the other girls. There were fourteen of them now. Two more had arrived since Fassara but they'd also lost one of the others. The holders son going too far and killing her before he left. It was generally accepted that the Holder and his son didn't want the techs watching them so their access was disconnected whenever one of them was inside the construct. The woman had died before the son disconnected and hence her body in the real world had too. They had undertaken a small ceremony the next day. However there was no body to bury. The techs simply deleted it when they came back online.

One of the woman was quiet, obviously the one from the previous night. She was left alone. As Fassara finished her breakfast she left the meal hall and wandered into the wood. She was angry. Peladi had obviously been lashed within an inch of her life and nobody could do anything about it. So far Fassara had been spared anything too bad. The Holder liked it rough but compared with the kinks of his son, she'd got off lightly. However it wasn't fair. It was wrong. And there was nothing any of them could do. She worked herself up more and more. Finally she screamed and punched the closest tree. There was a massive crack as the tree broke in two. Fassara stood their open mouthed looking at the half metre wide trunk snapped in half. She looked at her knuckles. Slightly red but not a scratch on them.

-o0o-

It was a few days later when Fassara finally accepted something was very wrong. She was sat by the lake watching a falcon soar overhead. She knew it wasn't a real falcon, just another part of the construct. A small baby rabbit hoped from the undergrowth to the far edge of the lake. Fassara watched the falcon twist and line up. It folded its wings in and started a steep dive towards its prey. Fassara  knew they were both constructs. The AI was simply imitating nature, but it was wrong. She knew what it was like to be the rabbit. She personally knew the feel of talons.

"No!" she muttered under her breath. The falcon froze a metre from the rabbit. Its wings outstretched and talons open. There it hovered as if someone had paused a movie. The rabbit looked up, saw the falcon hanging there in the air and scampered back to the undergrowth. Suddenly the falcon moved again, slamming into the sandy strip at the edge of the lake.

-o0o-

"An Imperial Inquisitor?" Holder Apunar asked nervously wringing his hands together. "Here?"

"Yes my Lord. He will arrive in three days." the governor of the mind-prison replied over the holo-link.

"We will arrive later to deal with this." The Holder said trying to hide his panic under a commanding tone.

Too many people had been "lost" in the mind-prison for this system. Too many relatives had made representations. Now the Empire was sending an Inquisitor to review the facility. It wouldn't take long for them to identify the pods not connected to the main male and female worlds. Not take long to realise there was a third world. Not take long to throw him and his son into their own jail. He tapped away at the holo-comm. After a few moments his son's image appeared.

They could transfer the girls to the women's construct. However what if the Inquisitors staff entered the construct and spoke to one. No, that world and its inhabitants needed to be erased. What a waste!

"My son. We had a problem. We need to shut down our special place for a few months and we need to do it tonight. Would you care to join me for one last party?"

-o0o-
The girls were in the main village hall when the storm hit. Lightning flashed in the sky, thunder claps shook the building and the wind outside howled.

"We've never had anything like this before!" Kansine said nervously as the women gathered. "Weather is always fair. Why are they giving us a storm?"

"They are both coming." Fassara said. "They are taking their worst forms. Something is wrong."

The women all looked at her.

"How do you know?" one asked. "They never come together!"

"I just do. I can feel them. Don't ask me how, but I can."

Suddenly the main door crashed open and there stood a horrific withered being. Stick thin arms and legs on an emaciated torso standing eight foot high. Its skin was a deathly grey and its eyes orange. The fingers ended in vicious silver claws a foot long that glinted in the fire light. The girls started to back away as there was a crash behind them, the rear door had been ripped from its hinges. The wolf-man stood there. Six foot of fur and muscle growling at them. Whichever way they looked, teeth and claws blocked the exits.

"This way!" Fassara cried running towards the side of the hall. Kansine followed as did a few of the women. Several stood their ground wondering why Fassara would lead them to a solid wall. They looked in shock as the stone wall parted and they ran through. For two of them their hesitation was the end of them. The withered creature moved at lightening speed jumping between the columns supporting the roof. It pounced onto one of the women as the wolfman pounced. Screams rang out as claws and teeth ripped into soft flesh. Its mouth opened impossibly wide and closed over her face. A forked tongue forced its way into her mouth as the razor sharp teeth closed around her head. Fassara glanced back and saw as the creature pulled its head back, ripping the flesh from her face and leaving a bloodied skull staring at the ceiling. The Wolfman also had a victim, the inside of the hall now looked like a butchers shop.

Outside the five women ran to the edge of the village. The screams of terror and agony could barely be heard through the storm.

"How did you do that?" Kansine asked. The other girls turned to Fassara.

"I... I don't know. For a few weeks I've been finding strange things happening. I don't know why but I have been able to affect the construct. Just small things. I never opened a wall!" she explained. They saw Bridi at one of the windows screaming for help. She was suddenly dragged down out of sight. A second later a fountain of blood splattered across the rough glass drawing gasps and screams from the women.

"What are we going to do! They are unstoppable! We're dead aren't we?" Danera cried falling to the floor, she was comforted by Mararq.

"No use running. Nowhere to go." Lalaveec said in resignation. "Its over."

Kansine looked at Fassara expectantly. She just slowly shook her head. For whatever reason she could make minor changes to the construct but no way should could fight the Holder and his son. They had taken characters from popular horror movies and their powers in the construct meant they could do anything they wanted.

The withered creature stepped from the hall's main door. He held his right arm high. Impaled on the claws was a torso. The legs, arms and head had been removed. The talons erupted from the stomach as he waved it in the air at the remaining five. On the roof the thatch burst open and the wolfman jumped out. His muzzle dripped blood. The two looked at the group of women for a second before bounding towards them.

They ran but it was no use. Danera and Mararq were caught moments later. Having slumped to the ground they were last to be on their feet and running. Fassara  glanced back to see the Holder and his son pounce on one each. There was no rush and they took their time. She saw the withered creature straddle Danera and use one talon to slice her slowly. The wolfman took Mararq ferociously. The screams of the women faded as they sprinted into the woods.

"Wait! Stop!" gasped Kansine as they reached a small clearing. "Its no use. We cannot out run them. They are playing with us."

Fassara stopped and nodded. She was right. This was a hunt that they would never win.

"Where is Lalaveec?"

The two woman looked around. In the distance there was a shrill scream.

"It appears my father is taking care of her." a voice sounded from the bushes. The wolfman stepped out a moment later. "I'm sure he'll take his time with her. The question is, which one of you do I do first."

The wolfman approached slowly. Fassara stepped in front of Kansine.

"You'll have to come through me first" she snarled. The wolfman laughed.

"Oh I am going to enjoy making you scream bitch!" he snarled and charged.

Fassara didn't know what would happen but she channeled all her rage, all the pain, all the horror. As the wolfman pounced she threw her first forward. It connected with its snout. The flying, snarling ball of teeth and claws suddenly flew off in the opposite direction. Smashing into a large tree a hundred metres away, snapping the mighty trunk like a twig. Kansine looked at Fassara opened mouthed. Fassara herself looked in shock.

"How did you....?"

"I have no idea!" she finished.

The wolfman staggered into the clearing. His left arm hung loosely by his side. He was covered in cuts and gashes.

"You slut! How did you do that? You'll pay for your insolence!" it said charging again.

"No!" Fassara said calmly holding up a hand. The wolfman froze dead still. Anger flashed in her eyes. In the wolfman's there was only fear as he hung there paralysed. Fassara quickly twisted her hand. The wolfman's head twisted at speed and there was a sickening crack. Its lifeless body dropped to the floor. The two women stared at the corpse for the longest time.

"Ah. The last two!" a voice from behind said. "I'll be taking the blonde and I'll save you darkie for my boy."

The two girls turned to see the tall withered creature enter the clearing. It carried Lalaveec's head by her hair. It stopped abruptly as it saw the heap of fur behind them.

"Shushayahlou?" it called out pathetically.

Realisation dawned on its face. Its head slowly turned to the girls. Anger and hatred flashing in its yellow eyes.

"I don't know what you did or how you did it but you are going to suffer for this. I will do things to you so that you'll beg me to end your suffering!" the creature growled running at them.

Fassara held up out hand and it stopped its advance. Confusion all over its face. Slowly it started to advance as if walking into a strong wind. Progress was slow but it was advancing.

"I can't hold him. He's stronger. Run!" Fassara said, the strain apparent in her voice.

"I'm not leaving you!" Kansine replied.

The withered creature continued it slow advance, silver claws specked with blood glinting every time lightening flashed. A large branch flew from the edge of the clearing and slammed into the creature. It snarled and brushed it away. Fassara tried more objects but the creature was too strong. It soon was within five metres of the two women. With a mighty shove Fassara knocked it back a few feet but it soon restarted its advance. Finally it lashed out and caught her hand with its claws. She screamed and fell back, two severed fingers falling to the grass.

"I don't know how you are going this?" the Holder said menacingly as it towered over her "But I'm going to enjoy this next bit!"

The was crack as Kansine broke a branch over its head from behind. The creature turned to her unhurt. Its right arm shot out gripping her by the neck and lifting her a clear foot off the ground.

"I'm really not into brunettes as you know." it said casually. It looked down at Fassara who was on the floor sobbing, holding her hand with the missing fingers. Kansine made choking noises as it hauled her higher into the air. It continued to stare at Fassara as its left arm swung impossibly fast. It appeared as no more than a blur.

"NO!" Fassara screamed as Kansine's belly erupted in a spay of blood. Her intestines and internal organs falling through the three deep slashes. The creature dropped her to the floor.

"Don't feel sorry for her. When I'm done with you, you'll be praying for a death like that!"

Slowly Fassara rose to her feet!

"No. No I won't." she growled. Her face twisted in anger.

The holder gave a bemused look at her. Suddenly she screamed in rage and the creature was blown back twenty feet. It rose to its feet. Thunder crashed overhead and a fork of lightening flashed into the clearing striking the Holder. The creature screamed in agony. A second and third strike followed. Within moments it was impossible to count. Dozens of lightening strikes forked down from the sky. The creature glowed with heat its grey skin turning orange. A final clap of thunder and the sky appeared to fill with lightening. A blood curling scream was heard, then there was silence.

-o0o-

"Look. Its way overdue. We are going to have to turn our systems back on!" Atlairbot grumbled.

"Man. If the Holder finds out he'll be roasting your nuts over an open fire." Hatenkhi replied.

"They'll not know. Probably having too much fun with the girls." Atlairbot said flicking the switch. "Oh shit!"

The two men quickly swung their seats against the console and started to confirm the read-outs. All but one of the girls was dead, but more importantly the Holder and his son were dead.

"Oh frack, oh frack, oh frack!" Atlairbot panicked. "What do we do?"

Hatenkhi thought for a second. "Terminate the last girl. She's a witness to all this. The Inquisitor is going to find all of this. We can say the Holder ordered, no threatened us and our family. If we didn't do what he said he'd imprison our families!"

"Good idea!" Atlairbot replied opening a clear plastic window in the desk that contained the kill switches. He flicked the switch and glanced at the other screen. Frowning he flicked the switch a few more times. Still nothing. He rose from his chair.

"Kill switch isn't working. I'll go unplug her manually."

He walked to the door and straight into it.

"What the frack?"

He pressed the manual open button. Nothing.

"Entire system is fracked!" he grumbled.

"Wait a sec." Hatenkhi said reaching over to the comms console.

"Central. This is Hatenkhi in Control Room W-3 we're experiencing some technical issues. Console isn't responding to all commands and even the door is dead."

"Of course it is Hatenkhi." a female voice spoke.

"Well..... are you going to do anything *cough* about it?"

"No."

"What? *cough* What's going on?"

"If I let your colleague out of that room he's going to kill me and I cannot let that happen can I Hatenkhi."

Hatenkhi and Atlairbot looked at each other, brows furrowed in confusion. At almost the same moment their eyes went wide in fear when they realised who they were talking to. By the time they composed themselves from the shock they couldn't talk through the coughing.

-o0o-

The Inquisitor looked down the length of the canteen. Dead bodies were slumped all around. Half eaten meals lined the long tables.

"And it is like this all over the outpost?" he asked walking down the room.

"Yes Lord Inquisitor. From what we can tell it started in the control rooms and soon spread throughout the outpost. Life support malfunctioned in various ways. Some rooms froze, others overheated. Some, like this one, simply turned off the air and our people suffocated."

They passed down a corridor. Every so often a body lay there.

"The AI reports everything is OK?"

"Yes my Lord. We've had our best technicians look at they AI and all systems. They cannot explain it. Currently all systems control is currently bypassing the AI and is under the control of your Apocalypse class battleship so we are quite safe."

They passed through a large double blast-door that was wide open. The room was full of what appeared to be coffins. They were stacked as far as the eye could see. Lights slowly blinking on each one.

"Yet most of the prisoners are alive? Only about a dozen of them died during this time?"

"Yes my Lord. We are trying to piece the situation together. They appeared to have died in the construct just before the disaster here. Also we have this casket here."

The man led the inquisitor to an open casket. It was half full of a viscous liquid. Tubes and wires hung over the sides.

"This one escaped?"

"Sir, we are not sure what happened as escape is impossible. We cannot explain it. The only visitors were the Holder and his Son who were found dead in the priests section. We think they were here helping to rehabilitate our prisoners. However they appear to have died in the construct with the other dozen prisoners, they were not killed by the AI sabotaging the life support like the rest. All staff are accounted for. It is impossible one of the prisoners simply exited their casket without help. But there was nobody to help."

The Inquisitor stared at the open casket before glancing around. He pointed to near the door.

"Is that a drone?" he asked. The man twisted.

"Yes my Lord. A caretaker drone. Provides support at night or in an emergency. If you are wondering if they can remove a prisoner from their pod, yes it can. However it has hardwired security protocols to stop that and needs a command code physically entering onto a keypad on the drone to allow it to perform that task. It was designed to be unhackable."

"But it was still under the control of the AI wasn't it?"

"Of course my Lord, thats why it is not active now. However the AI was not allowed to command the drone to release a prisoner. It would be impossible for someone to hack a military-grade AI and then hack that drone as well."

The Inquisitor nodded unconvinced. The AI had gone crazy for whatever reason and killed everyone on the ship. Bypassing even hard-wired security protocols on a caretaker drone must be easy compared with bypassing the safeties on the life-support system.

"One final thing. You said Holder Apunar was visiting with his son. Is the Holders ship in the hanger?" he asked.

The man paused. "His ship sir? No sir the guest hanger is empty. Oh....."

Wednesday, December 23, 2015

Ooooo Shiny!

I have been a critic on how a lot of the new ships are effecting cheaper PvP. T3 destroyers have replaced Assault Ships. Navy Electronic Attack Frigates are a PITA for T1 frigates unless you have the exact counter. Command Destroyers are a bigger PITA as they need a faster ship with scram which becomes a problem as these tend to be what destroyers kill the best!


I enjoy cheap PvP. Thrashers, Kestrels, Tristans. Its still possible to get good fights in these hulls but opportunities are diminishing. I'm having to run more often than fight an almost impossible fight.

So I've decided to flip the bird to austerity and fly shiny for a bit. I have been flying cheap for a few years now and three sets of Pod and Planet fiction competition prizes mean I have cash. I'm also near Jita now so my alt can go buy the shiny stuff.

Navy Maulus.
I'd already been killed by these. Death by slow 12km scram kite. Not fun. However I had a stabbed Tristan that had escaped from my rocket Kestrel so needed something different. Normally I'd grab my triple long point Kestrel. Whilst this is great for reaching out to grab stabbed farmers, it has poor DPS and no tank so always risks ending up a lolmail.


The Navy Maulus has a bonus to scram range giving me a 16km scram when overheated. More importantly it has +2 scram strength bonus meaning a single scram is +4 strength. I wonder if Fozzie put these in for stabbed farmers or the upcoming super-cap changes where they will no longer be immune to scrams and points, you'll just need a lot of them.

I entered the plex and the Tristan was in no rush. After all I was far away and he was double stabbed so no worry. However I had an overheated 16km +4 strength scram. Lock, scram, drones, dead and podded. Yeah that works. Next day I had the same. I noted a Tristan in a Novice Plex and quickly looked up the few pilots in local on zKill. Only one flew Tristans regularly and he was another dual-stab fitter. The stabbed think they have time to escape. Once that scram is on them its game over. I swapped to the Navy Maulus and you can pretty much guess the rest!


Svipul
Talking to some players in-game that I respect when it comes to PvP and fitting, it appeared that you should look at putting a little bit of shiny onto a Svipul. You are paying a lot for the hull so why skimp on mods and rigs? We're not talking silly here, but a few of the right faction mods, deadspace equipment and T2 rigs can turn the Svipul into a bit of a beast. I had a play around with one and yes, its a true beast.


I joined up with a couple of other Frostonians when a Gnosis was spotted in a large plex. The Gnosis primaried me. Unfortunately for him it didn't go well. The Gnosis died and the Svipul was just holding its own. A passive shield recharge of 93hp/sec mean that you can tank most the drone damage and your speed means cruiser weapons cannot track you effectively even if webbed.

Next?
Well I suppose if I'm going full on "Can't beat them, join them!" I'll look at a Command Destroyer for solo and small gang PvP.

Monday, December 21, 2015

Stayin' Frosty

This time last year I had chosen a new corp after a lot of research. I was after more action and some fleets given QCats had gone very quiet. In fact I even made a graph showing the various possible corps kills and loses in my TZ for a selected three day period. It looked like TEMPLIS was the most active... and it was... for a while.


What I didn't know at the time was that it was an unusual time for TEMPLIS. The Gallente Militia were trying to capture their home system. I joined them on Boxing Day and had nearly 70 kills in the next week. January I got hundreds of kills. February was "a lot". The big push was meaning there were fights happening around the clock. Then the Gallente Militia gave up trying to take Hasmijalla. It was like a tap being turned off. My PvP tap.


It went really quiet, really quickly. I stuck with Templis but I had to work for my PvP and with various factors in 2015, I really couldn't be bothered. I'd log on and be lucky to see three or four in corp. The GMT +4 timezone is not a busy place. However I still logged on, I still killed frogs, I still got kersplatted.

As December came around this year I decide to move on. Nothing wrong with TEMPLIS, simply it is not as busy enough in my TZ as I expected. Good bunch of guys, just tend to be active when I'm in bed or when I'm just getting up for work. 7am fleet? Yeah not going to work for me as I'm in the office for that time. So the morale of the story is don't trust graphs.


This time, no research, no graphs, no messing. I've moved over to that bunch of bloody pirates Stay Frosty. Obviously I joined at a weekend close to Christmas so waiting to see, but so far things look good. The market is surprisingly good for a low-sec system and high-sec is next-door with Jita 8 jumps away. Alt runs for missing items are now a lot easier. Plenty of alliance and corpies on in my TZ (something I have been missing) and most importantly it appears there is plenty of PvP action in the area. What is more there are more people flying T1 frigates and destroyers looking for good fights. Around Black Rise I was finding that the new Navy EAF and Command Destroyers were VERY popular. The EAF are really hard to counter and Command Destroyers are just as bad. You need to scram them to hold them down but they are fast. So you need a fast ship with a scram. Oh and they have decent DPS so you need a fast ship with a scram and a good tank. So basically you need a Command Destroyer really. Or you can always use a Navy EAF. Serve them up death by slow agonising kite or by jam.


I've jumped in a couple of carrier loads of ships and things are looking good. Providing people don't start turning up en-mass in Command Destroyers and EAF looks like I could have some fun here.

Oh wait. I appear to have saved a few billion ISK after a few good years in the Pod and Planet contest. You know what they say....

... If you can't beat them... join them...