Sunday, December 21, 2014

SCASSSS - All About The Deeps

Seems like everyones doing a parody of "All About That Bass" at the minute. From amazing Star Wars ones to to Eve-O. But all about that tank? Nah, DPS FTW!

Because you know
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps

Yeah, it's pretty clear, I like to pew-pew
I can gank those ships
Like I'm supposed to
'Cause I got them 1600 arty that all Matari chase
And all the right gryo's in all the right places

I see the warriors workin' that EFT
We know that shit ain't real
C'mon now, make it real
If you got pewpew, just light 'em up
'Cause every module could be damage
From the lows to the tops

Yeah, my FC she told me don't worry about your tank
She says, "The enemy fleet's alpha is weak and pretty wank."
You know I won't be no flying no ship like a Drake
So if that's what you're into sod off for goodness sake.

Because you know
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps
Hey!

I'm bringing gankage back
Go ahead and tell them tanked bitches that
No, I'm just playing. I know your killboards crap
But I'm here to tell ya
Every module is deeps from the lows to the tops

Yeah, my FC she told me don't worry about your tank
She says, "The enemy fleet's alpha is weak and pretty wank."
You know I won't be no flying no ship like a Drake
So if that's what you're into sod off for goodness sake.

Because you know
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps, no tankage
I'm all about those deeps
'Bout those deeps


Yes I was bored this morning and I'm crap at this but its the start of an idea!

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